What kind of computer r u using flatscreen,laptop what r u using?And tell me a joke i'm bored!?

Question

I'm using a flatscreen.

Answer 1

window xp the moniter is flat screen


When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !


A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first
day, she gave her intro,
and asked all the students to Introduce themselves with name and hobby.
She said, "Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...
First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.
Well, Ok.
In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially a child in each of us. So it's ok John.
Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of Supporting a
friend.

Ok next."
Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the Bathtub."
Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next."
This continues...
And the last boy stands up "I'm Harry and my hobby is to see Bubble in the
bathtub."
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown
boys for long. Anyway, now the girls please."


First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."
Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."
teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next."
You sweet Girl; Yes you..."
Most beautiful girl of the class gets up:
"Mam, my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day."

Answer 2

A dell flatscreen.

Answer 3

Laptop A old woman has three sons. She struggled putting them through University. They all became rich and successful as a thankyou the first son bought his mother a Mercedes. She thanked him but told him that she was just to old to drive and she could not use it. The second son trying to out do his brother bought her a mansion. She thanked him but told him the house was to big, hard for her to clean and told him she could not use it. The third son thought long and hard of the perfect gift for his mother, a gift she could not return, remembering his mother loved the bible he paid a church twenty thousand dollars a year to train a parrot to learn all the verses by memory. It took years, but it was done and presented it to his mother. The next day he received a call from his mum saying how his gift out of all her sons was so thoroughly thought out. It was delicious.

Answer 4

i'm using a reg comp w/ a reg screen but at my dads i have a flat screen

Answer 5

Toshiba Laptop.

Q: How do you know if it's raining cats and dogs?

A: When you step in a poodle!!!!! LOL

Answer 6

i'm using a laptop

and a joke:
you and i walked into a bar...

Answer 7

flat screen.

Answer 8

flat screen.