What's the stupidest most embarrassing thing you've done in public?

Answer 1

Walked into a tree at Niagara Falls.

Answer 2

I know there are probably many more, but here is one that tops the list. I was going to a job interview. I was running late. The interview was in one of those old tall buildings with the old elevators that took foreeeeeever to get to the top. As I entered there was an older man there I've known all my life. He was a little more reserved that usual. "Okay, maybe he was not having a good day", I told myself. I do the interview and go home, change out of my clothes, go to the bathroom mirror. OH MY #x$% MY EARRINGS! I had at the last minute changed earrings, but I guess I got sidetracked and just changed one. They weren't just tiny little studs! One was a rather large pearl drop on a gold button and the other was a black enameled "something or other" . I couldn't have said I was making a fashion statement, or being a trend setter. I looked like I had forgotten my medication that morning....I never got that second interview and that old man still looks at me funny....

Answer 3

A man was outside the subway fussing with his girlfriend and all of a sudden he grabbed her hair and started pulling. I looked.....I was sitting in my mini van with 2 kids. I had on a summer dress and bedroom shoes. Well a old man stopped and was tell him to let the women go. This man was to old to do anything. Even tho he was trying. I jumped out of the van with my cool clothes on my hair up in a knot on my head no make up and while he was punching her I was yelling and screaming BAD BAD words. Like pu$*y and I mean all the things you call a man to tick them off. I forgot about the kids lol. As I'm walking across the parking lot some men working on the road heard me yelling like trash and saw it and started running. THANK GOD! I don't know what I thought I was going to do.... One of the men hit him in the head with a weed eater. lol
The man had a gun and I didn't see that....But the women was badly beat.
What made it worse is that at the time my kids were going to a private chirstian school. On my way back to the car I ran into 3 people that went or worked at the school They saw me cussing and yelling....I still can't get over that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 4

It just happened about a week ago...
I was at my friend's country club with my little sister and her little sister. It began to thunder at the pool so the lifeguards told us it would be a thirty minute delay from each thunderclap. After the third one we decided to leave.
Heading to the car, I was walking behind my friend (who is really tall) and clapping my hands really loudly and then going "30 MINUTES!" to imitate the thunder thing. The girls were giving me wierd looks and I didn't know why unitl mid-fifth clap.
THE TWO HOTTEST GUYS IN MY GRADE WERE PASSING RIGHT BY US!
They looked and snickered. I felt so stupid.
Especially the next day when the cuter of the two came up to me
"Hey Adelaide" CLAP "What's up??"

Answer 5

puked out my door at sonic drive in...
went on a dirt road to piss and got caught by a cop..no ticket tho..=)
locked my keys in my car at the ATM..it was running..and I had to get out as my window stuck..it was so cold that day..
rolled into a cops bumper at a stop light..
Suks to be me ey?

Answer 6

Fed panut M&Ms to some tiny child.

Apparently he was allergic to peanuts and he started choking and they had to haul im off to the hospital and it was all my stupid fault.

Yeah... I felt retarded.

btw, the kid was alright.

Answer 7

was being intimate with my boyfriends brother and got caught by his mother in the walmart parking lot

Answer 8

when i came in to get shots at the docters office i passed out becuse of my period twice

Answer 9

crapped myself in 2nd grade during class

Answer 10

Puked in the doctor's office when I was eight.