AND DOES BILL OREILLY CALL THEM ON THE TELEPHONE AND MAKE UNWANTED PHONE CALLS?
WHO'S PITCHER AND WHO'S CATCHER?
2006-07-17 15:02:36 · 12 answers · asked by Logical Democrat 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
O'reilly is in charge of bringing the loofah, Coulter brings a book called "the women's guide to lesbianism", Limbaugh is in charge of oxy contin and Viagra.
They sit around a camp fire looking at the latest stock numbers for Halliburton. Afterwords they play catch with Cheney's pace maker figuring he doesn't need it since he doesn't have a heart.
Before they leave they each make a prank phone call to one of O'Reilly's interns while watching Limbaugh sniff a bag of carpet fresh that he thought was cocaine.
As they part their ways Coulter looks up to the stars wondering why her love life has been only a short dismal 4 months with somebody. Limbaugh thanks his lucky stars that he got out of Vietnam by claiming he had a sore on his ***. And O'Reilly looks up and thanks the heavens above he didn't take any of Limbaugh's Viagra and get so horny that he'd spend all night making obscene calls to more interns.
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2006-07-17 15:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush Coulter, the favorite entertainer of the destiny with lengthy blond hair, 2 adams apples, no juevos, no basic decency or manners, a style for opioids and having no plausible probability of manufacturing its personal toddlers? is this a trick question?
2016-12-01 19:43:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Rush takes a bottle of viagra and emplys a body bag when spending the night with his girlfriend Hillary.
2006-07-17 16:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is five minutes or more of my life than I'm not going to get back again.
& people like Coulter & Limbaugh have made " Conservative " synonymous with " Adolf Eichmann ", " Herman Goehring ", " Cancer " & " Herpes ". The Republican party was once for the people.
2006-07-17 15:15:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Insipid nicknames and obvious sex jokes are the recourse of the intellectual midgets on the Right.
You're a liberal. You're better than this. Be better than this.
2006-07-17 15:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Guelph 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever the case he'd have to pop the pills with all the other illicit drugs in his system.
2006-07-17 15:08:59 · answer #6 · answered by Who cares 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush don't swing that way. Psst--he likes 'em Michel Jackson style!
2006-07-17 15:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ann Coulter is hot.
2006-07-17 15:06:32 · answer #8 · answered by BitterTim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much LSD do you pop when you make up your questions ??
Don't look under the bed; that's where the Illuminati have hidden the microphones.....
Fnord !
2006-07-17 15:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by Raffy_AdAstra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice little liberal, what no intelligent questions tonight?
2006-07-17 15:18:19 · answer #10 · answered by rosi l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋