2006-07-17 14:06:04 · 9 answers · asked by Pseudo Obscure 6 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Biology
There is a gland at the leading edge of the turd called the "hydroaffinitus" which can, in a sense, "smell" water, and will always point the bowel movement in the direction of the nearest body of water. This is why it is SO important (and always taught first in Boy Scouts) that if one is taking a dump in the dark, one should avoid being near large bodies of water (for fear of horizonatal smearage), and should strive to be above a small body of water (to enhance gravitational influence on the "stool").
2006-07-17 14:14:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Like trains following the track. Sometimes however this track gets kinda dry and rusty and the train has a really had time moving on track, there is a lot of grunts and screeching noises. But finally after lot of engine pressure and force, and some motion followed by "I think I can, I think I can" it finally reaches its destination followed by a sigh from the conductor.
2006-07-17 21:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by synapse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They come with little turd-lamps. If you look in the toilet really quick as you go in the dark, you can see them turning their turd-lamps out as they fall.
2006-07-17 21:10:02 · answer #3 · answered by Steve W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they have a homing beacon... they find places where non turds are, and they show up and act completely turdish...
2006-07-17 21:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way that you do. They follow the path of least resistance.
2006-07-17 21:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by rb_cubed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Close your eyes and go down a long water slide. Then you'll understand.
2006-07-17 22:02:27 · answer #6 · answered by Thomas C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same way you did.
2006-07-18 01:00:29 · answer #7 · answered by CLBH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they follow the yellow brick road.
2006-07-17 21:11:32 · answer #8 · answered by Cyrus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muscle contractions
2006-07-17 21:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋