why do things like this always happen to me?

Question

I was sitting in my living room watching TV and I got very thirsty. I got up to get a glass of water and on my way back to the livingroom I saw a naked midget run across the hallway to another room. I was very confused at what I saw and and with my full glass of water in hand I went to the room i saw the midget run into. when I looked in the room I saw nothing out of the ordinary, everything seemed perfectly normal. Except a few things, well in the corner of the room there was a naked midget standing there and he looked like he was all lathered up from my shaving cream. the midget stood there holding a baseball bat and he had a coach's whistle in his mouth. he started to blow the whistle as hard as he could and he started to run at me with the bat. I got very scared and when I tried to leave the room I was abruptly stopped by 2 more midgets on horseback, these midgets were dress up like rodeo clowns and spoke only Japanese to me.. god I was scared so I pulled out a pair

of tighty whities i always keep in my pocket and put them on my head and we all laughed and giggled and I treated them to cake and ice cream and now they are like family to me.

Answer 1

Thank you so much! I needed the laugh.I really think you should put your talent to better use than just wasting it on here.Really.I mean,even if you really see things like this,that doesn't make it less funny.I'm going to read your question again tomorrow because I know I will need a smile,then,too.

Answer 2

I don't know where you are from but they have some very potent acid in your parts!!

Answer 3

*Youre sure you didnt have the run ins with santa's elves?

Answer 4

ya well keep smoking that reefer and I'm sure you'll see them riding pink elephants next

Answer 5

Maybe you're one lucky person or you just have bad luck! lol

Answer 6

you need to get off that wet that stuff isn't good for you

Answer 7

Lay off the acid dude...