Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, Oprah, Michael More and Nancy Poloci are eating at a pizza joint and there is one slice left. Who will grab the slice and who will end up being wounded in the mêlée?
2006-07-17 12:15:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Pelosi, an elitist, is not willing to touch pizza. Gore will pontificate about grabbing the pizza and, thus, miss the chance to actually grab it. Hillary will try to distract Oprah and Michael Moore, but those two will not be distracted from food.
In the end, Oprah will yell, "Shut up!" and slap Hillary to the ground. Michael Moore will grab the slice and then protect it from Oprah by telling his teenage minions that Oprah runs Haliburtion and big pharmaceutical. The minions will attack Oprah and keep her at bay for the 1.2 seconds that it takes Michael Moore to eat the slice.
Gore will sue and Hillary and Pelosi will call press conferences to claim they tried to save the slice for the under-privileged and that Michael Moore is obviously not a friend of the working man. Oprah will then spread lies about all of them on her show. Gore will eventually lose his court case and then make a documentary about it, in which he will claim to have invented pizza.
2006-07-17 12:25:35 · answer #1 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I doubt Oprah would even be there. And if she was, she wouldn't be eating the pizza, but probably an apple or somethin'.
Hillary would be too busy checking Bill Clinton's messages, and thinking of a running mate.
Gore wouldn't be there in the first place, but at a press conference about global warming.
Pelosi's probably a vegetarian. As in she'd be calling it murder to eat a pizza made with cheese and animal parts. (she'd try to find a way to convince them milking a cow murder)
The question is void anyway. Before any of them could take a bite from the first slice, Moore would inhale the rest.
2006-07-19 05:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always. :( very last nighttime, we went to a eating position with yet another couple. The eating position is a tapas/small plate eating position, the position you order countless plates and all and distinctive tries what's on the plate. We ordered the dessert sampler which has each dessert interior the position on one plate. The creme brulee is ridiculous; it really is so sturdy. And about 1/2 of it replaced into left interior the dish. I in basic terms stared at it for about 30 seconds, drooling over it. even if the guy from the different couple hadn't been to the eating position beforehand, so I wiped up the drool and inspired him to end it. moral of the tale: always elect to be the pig.
2016-12-10 11:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who the fock cares!! I have a Q for you: Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, GWB, Dick Cheney, Sammy Alioto, and Condi Rice are all at a pizza place, who gets the last slice!?
Rush would attempt at the pizza, but be pushed aside by Condi and Alioto. Ann would be full after her second slice, but after seeing a Black person wanting it, would be quick to jump at it. Alioto would get knocked over as Condi and Ann really got into it. While watching, Rimjob would get a hardy and "rush" to the restroom to "hold a conference". Just as the battle was at a standstill, Cheney would start shooting and take the pizza as a spoil of war. Disgruntled, Ann would start a book on how the last piece of pizza was her's by theocratic selection and state that Cheney is a minion of hell. Just then, Bush would've stopped daydreaming, ask who ate the last pizza, and then go through a long speech about how his father always got the last piece of pizza (messing up words and stumbling, all the while). Condi would whine to Bush about her injuries (unconsiously calling him "Big Daddy") and Alioto would state how as president, he should have first and last pizza rights.
REPORT THAT, MY FRIEND!
2006-07-17 13:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by The Man of Steel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nancy Poloci? Michael More? Hey, you spelled Al Gore's name correctly this time. Congrats on that.
2006-07-17 12:17:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rush Limbaugh would shake himself out of his Hillbilly Heroin haze, sit on all of them and eat the whole pizza before there even WAS a last slice of pizza. The hot air coming out of his mouth raises the global climate temperature another 10 degrees and we all die.
End of story.
2006-07-17 12:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Moore would take it like he really needs it, but Hillary would be pissed because he didn't ask first if anyone wanted it. Al Gore would be too dumb to notice.
2006-07-17 12:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by midnightdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get the slice and get away clean and uninjured. They were all busy discussing what I should eat for good health and didn't see me grab and run.
2006-07-17 12:19:50 · answer #8 · answered by certifiedtarotmaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either Hillary or Oprah
2006-07-17 12:19:21 · answer #9 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depedns on if Oprah's on or off the wagon. If she's not stuffing her face, Hillary.
2006-07-17 12:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by Andy VK from Houston 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋