A) Being frozen in a carbon block
B) Getting your hand lopped off by a lightsaber
C) Being a love slave to Jabba the Hutt
D) Getting thrown into a giant trash compactor
2006-07-17 11:49:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I would have to say C. Who wants some giant blubbery guy yanking on your chain and slobering on you all the time. YUCK!
2006-07-17 11:54:58 · answer #1 · answered by Cloudy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
C! Love slave to Jabba. Forced to wear a metal bikini (like THAT didn't chafe!), chained to his dais, trapped near, let alone TOUCHING, that greasy mound of flesh, and have the odd chance of being fed to a Rancor if you ever displeased him or he got bored!
The lightsaber is quick, likely painless. Carbon freezing may hurt for a while but once its done, total blackness or dream state. Trash compactor is pretty bad, what with the slimy beast waiting to suck you under, and the threat of impending crushing death, but that is probablly fairly quick though NOT painless. Besides, your trusty R2 unit can hack in and save you. No, Jabba's love slave would suck. I'd likely jump into the Pit of Carkoon to suck face with the Sarlacc rather than spend time performing sex acts on blubber body! Oh, and I am guy, so that metal bikini, NOT HAPPENING!
2006-07-18 15:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E) All of the above, why? Because if you are frozen in time, time passes you by and when you are unfrozen you will be alone in a new, cruel world. Getting your hand lobbed off by a light saber would hurt really bad and then you would have to adapt to life one-handed. Being a love slave to Jabba the Hutt, well that doesn't even need explaining as to why that is just inhumane punishment. And getting compacted by a trash compacter is instant death so duh, we don't want that.
2006-07-17 18:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out "E: Brazilian Waxing a Wookie".
But of the lovely choices you offered: A would seem to be relatively painless; C is none too likely, because i don't think Jabba swings that way; B is truly dreadful.....but if i could get a bionic replacement it wouldn't be all that bad; but D is wrong on *oh* so many levels. I don't like getting dirt (and raw sewage) all over myself, i am afraid of water (or whatever that is in the bottom of that compartment), i do *not* like enclosed spaces (!!!!!), and if this all goes according to plot i'd have to hope a *robot* would save me. So, knowing my success rate in such matters, i'd end up stinked, drowned, squished, and flushed out into space. So "D" is my choice for worst punishment.
(And thank you for the new nightmare material!)
2006-07-18 04:25:25 · answer #4 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D) The trash compactor idea freaks me out.
You can always get a prosthetic hand and if you have seen my one ex bf, Jabba isn't that scary.
2006-07-17 18:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by therego2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably being a love slave to Jabba the Hutt. That just gives me the willies. Lop off my hand please.
2006-07-17 18:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by kepjr100 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love slave to Jabba. He doesn't wear protection and he smells "down there."
2006-07-17 18:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by DR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love slave by far.
A. wouldn't feel it most likely as fast as it appeared.
B. severe burns Don't hurt because the nerves are destroyed instantly.
D. would kinda suck ***, but be basically the same as C without the humiliation.
2006-07-17 18:58:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend and I both agree, C. Because the others wouldn't last as long before you die, except B, but I want my hands thank you very much. And C is just pure torture.
2006-07-17 18:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by JennaJennaBoBenna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B, because It is very painful, and you have to live with the results for the rest of your life.
2006-07-17 19:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋