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Does any one have some good dead baby jokes?

2006-07-17 11:19:15 · 10 answers · asked by Naomi P 4 in Education & Reference Trivia

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You are very unsympathetic to the families out there that have gone through the tragic experience of losing a child. I hope that nothing of that sort happens to you or to anybody in your family, because I don't think that you would deal with it all to well.

As far as the answer to knowing any good dead baby jokes

THERE ARE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-17 11:37:20 · answer #1 · answered by rabika97 3 · 5 1

Q- What is better than a dead baby?
A- The revoked child-support.

Q- What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A- A dead puppy.

Q- What has 4 legs and one arm?
A- A Doberman in a children's playground!

Q- How do you make a dead baby float?
A- Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.



A woman was lying in her hospital bed recuperating after an intense
12 hour delivery of a bouncing baby boy.

Moments later the hospital room door opened, and in walked
the delivery nurse carrying the baby boy ....

SUDDENLY the nurse THROWS the baby on the floor, kicks it up
against the wall, picks it up and TWIRLS it around several times
and THROWS it against the wall....

Well, just bewildered, the woman gives out a loud SHREEEK and
hollers MY GOD ..... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY ??????

The Nurse chuckles a little to herself 'April Fools', she says...
He was ALREADY DEAD !!!!!!!!!!




Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a
sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries
down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing
a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the
window shouting to the firemen below.

FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able
to catch you.
LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here.
FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him.
LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby.

Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me
have the bullhorn."

JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco
49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby
down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living.

Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby
down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes
and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this
and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area,
fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over
the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby.
The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch.
So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two
step and then spikes the baby.

2006-07-17 11:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by cookiesandcorn 5 · 1 1

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
The dog plays with it more.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
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What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A Big Mac.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips.
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What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.

2006-07-17 11:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1 1

Q: What is funnier than a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown costume.

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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?

A: Take your foot off its head.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q: What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

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Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?

A: Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.

2006-07-17 11:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon M 1 · 2 1

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

2006-07-17 11:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by crgrier 4 · 0 1

What's the difference between a '07 Porsche and a pile of dead babies??





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I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

2006-07-17 11:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by C-Mick 3 · 2 1

Yeah! You are a stupid retarded moronic piece of trash!!! Haw haw!!!

2006-07-17 11:27:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jimmy Pete 5 · 0 0

you should be ashamed!!!!!! you have no idea what its like to lose a child i do my only one when i saw this i couldn't believe it lord help you all

2006-07-17 12:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by i love my son 2 · 1 1

sick or wot

2006-07-17 11:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by smiler 4 · 0 0

wtf

2006-07-17 11:22:31 · answer #10 · answered by italian wakesurfer 2 · 0 0

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