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2006-07-17 11:14:56 · 31 answers · asked by eric m 1 in Politics & Government Politics

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Take a sweet lady home...hehe

2006-07-17 11:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 1 0

It depends on what heaven is to you and where do you define it to be?

1) if it's space - take the space shuttle

2) if it's another dimension - try drugs or meditation

3) If it's the Lord Jesus Christ's Kingdom of heaven - then you need to have faith in the Lord Jesus Christ

4) If it's the Buddhist, Hindu or Jewish heaven - you will get there when you die

5) If it's the Quantum Physicist heaven - you are already there because they believe all realities occupy the same time and space

The are probably a lot more, but like I said the answer depends on your definition of heaven !!!!

2006-07-17 18:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No one knows where Heaven is located. Most people have to die first and your soul (or energy force) automatically goes there. However, some people have gone to Heaven without dying first. They rose into the sky and dissapeared. That was a couple thousand years ago though.

2006-07-17 18:23:23 · answer #3 · answered by Richard T 2 · 0 0

Nobody has ever lived to tell if heaven even exists. Instead, we rely on others telling us that it does.

Heaven has been interpreted as being different things to different people. Perhaps it's more of a state of mind than a final destination.

2006-07-17 18:35:45 · answer #4 · answered by AC 2 · 0 0

Ya need sum wings ta go to heaven, flying. Smoke some crack brotha. Ya feel flying in heaven.

2006-07-17 18:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by boricua_girl14 2 · 0 0

heaven? whats that? just kidding Im down with the lord.

2006-07-17 18:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by eyedios 2 · 0 0

Stairway

2006-07-17 18:17:58 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 3 · 0 0

Like all other imaginary places, you go to heaven in your dreams.

2006-07-17 18:25:21 · answer #8 · answered by bluepaint3 1 · 0 0

Getting to heaven. It's really not very simple to explain but... Here goes...
You need FAITH IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS. There are no good deeds that you can do on your own that will erase the sins that you have committed. Jesus SHED BLOOD for you sins. He came to save you from the GUILT of past sins and the POWER of sin over your life. {http://www.jesus-is-lord.com/2_heaven.htm}

Prayer of salvation:
Be sure you mean it!
Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey You, and to do Your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen."
{http://www.allaboutgod.com/prayer-of-salvation.htm}

Me needs to expand...

Be baptised in the Holy Water at your church. Be baptised in the name of the father the son and the holy spirit. Also go and make deciples of every nation in the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit.

2006-07-17 18:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Love God with all you mind, all you heart, all you soul, and all you works, and love your neighbor as you love yourself.

Can't do it? Well, thats how it work in most religions. In Islam you might be able to skate through with the "scales of justice." In christianity you can love Jesus dearly and ask Him to fogive you.

2006-07-17 18:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by BigPappa 5 · 0 0

Take that left turn at Albuquerque that Bugs Bunny always missed.

2006-07-17 18:22:02 · answer #11 · answered by Tish 5 · 0 0

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