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Question

im bord give me some ideas on what to do

Answer 1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IeOiJaKPofE&search=russel%20peters
http://youtube.com/watch?v=e3ZKyE3LDNU&search=russel%20peters
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tp5mr-bxFeI&search=russel%20peters

A Jamaican man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a
little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using
numbers,
represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Jamaican says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds
to draw
three trees.
What's this?" the boss asks
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the
Jamaican.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use
the same
rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Jamaican stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that
he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
>>The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that
represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and
dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire this
Jamaican, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
but
represent the number 100."
The Jamaican stares into space some more, then he picks up the
picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you
go. One
hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
represents a hundred!"
The Jamaican leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree
and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now
you got
dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a
turd,
which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"
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The Good Napkins

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions."

Now fast forward a few months .... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tails in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!"
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Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child. If she stayed in Italy,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."
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Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"


So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"


The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.




St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.



The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

Answer 2

Go watch a Movie.. .or better yet.. .Find your special someone and watch a movie...
Or go and take a walk in the park...
Or play a video game...
Or answer more Yahoo questions...
Or read a Book...
Or Find somewhere to go dancing...
Or go to the local mall...
Or do the laundry/cleaning/etc... Chore wise...
Ummmm.... Go to the local hummane shelter and play with the pets...
Call a friend...
E-mail someone that you haven't talked to in a long time...
DOes any of this help?

Answer 3

If you really are bored and have nothing to do, Try this ? Work out with a pair of dumbbells until you cant lift them any more. Reason: It will ease your mind as well as give you a good pumping up. WORKS BRO !?

Answer 4

order a pizza, sit on the couch and eat ice cream and watch a chick flick. then call this number and ask for rickelle. it's pronounced rick-el. 281-379-1655.

Answer 5

Get a job, Join the fire company, clean your house, There are so many things to do that you must choose to be bored.

Answer 6

Read a book, talk on the phone, look up interesting stuff on the net....

Answer 7

Masterbait to that picuture of HOT MOM

Answer 8

How's the weeds look in your yard?
Are your socks all matched?
Is there a ring around yer toilet bowl that needs to be cleaned?
What's that growing in yer fridge?
Dead flies on yer window sill?
I think I see a cobweb?
Who's hair is that in the sink? (That only takes 1 second to get ride of that...............come on!!!)
Need a refill in yer cup to the right of yer keyboard?
Isn't there something you should be filing?
Crumbs on yer kitchen floor?
A stain on yer carpet? (Spot-Shot or Woolite Oxy Cleaners Highly recommened)
Got enough paper in yer printer tray?
Wow! Have you looked at the top of yer fridge lately.....Uck!
How's yer lint tray on the dryer look?
Got any grudge on the blade of your can opener?
Gettin' low on toilet paper?
About that smell in yer hamper?
Pencils all sharpened?
Mechanical Pencil all full?
Does all the ink work in yer pens?
It's a sin in my book to have a junk drawer....got any?
Clean yer comb/brush lately?
When's the last time you power-washed yer driveway......
I could make a happy face design in that!! Hey! I did in mine before I bought a washer......Awesome toy. I have a 16 inch brown dirt heart on a spankin' clean front driveway now...fun!
Continuing on.....
Clip the dead leaves of yer plants?
Mend those clothing finally for pete sake?
Dust in back of yer computer lately?
Is your collection of music alphabetized?
Finger prints on yer fridge door?
Rearranged yer funiture lately?
Dust in back of yer books lately?
And my biggest one, that I've done sooo many times for clients.............are your clothes all color catorgorized hanging in their correct color spots in the closet? Ex. All red shirts, blue shirts together, Tank tops and short sleeves towards the front..Sweatshirts and long sleeves towards the back...it's summer time (here in CA)!!!

Well that's just a few things that pop up in my head.
MY QUESTION to you?
Have you ever met a home organizer? Besides for the T.V. Shows about it?

Well BANDICOOTBOY....now you have !!
Nice to meet you...

Motivational Organizer....
SmileyCat : )

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Every THING has a place and in that place SHOULD be that
THING!!
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Have a great day!!
(That should keep yah busy for awhile ! Contact me if you get bored again....I've got lists of fun deas...........Ugh!)
Why....just reading this should have kept you from being bored at least for 5 minutes....he!he!
Later

Answer 9

play video games, play basketball, hang out with some friends

Answer 10

Go Kung Fu fighting

Answer 11

You could start by asking a decent question.