WHY Do ALL FAT WOMEN GIGGLE??

Question

I WORK SOME REAL BIG FATTIES (WE'RE TALKING 500LB HEFFERS!). ALL THEY DO IS SIT AROUND TALK ABOUT TV, FOOD AND GIGGLE ALL THE TIME!!! WHY??????

Answer 1

Retardo, cudos. It's truely an honour to meet a fellow scholar.

Now, as for the heffers you speak of. It's important to note that all fat women giggle because laughing would consume far too much oxygen.

You see, as their girth expands, so does their need for available oxygen and twinkies. As such, if they were to laugh, their lungs would not be able to keep the massive amount of blood properly oxegenated to keep the pounds and pounds of flab alive.

Thus they giggle, which requires far less air and allows them to snack on the occasional side of pork.

But how do they giggle? For the real reason, we need to delve deep into their bodies and take a closer look. And I mean deep.

As we decent past the many layers of fat, not unlike a jawbreaker, you'll notice the cells moving in unison. This is what we call the kinetic wave effect.

The kinetic wave is caused when a woman's overall percentage of body fat nears 95%. When this occurs, the body requires more energy to stop the fat from moving then to let it simply go. So there is a constant movement in the flab.

The pace and rythm of the kinetic wave is actually linked to the fat woman's natural body movements. These include breathing, her heartbeat, chewing of course and speaking badly about thin women.

When fat women giggle, it's generally not because they are amused. It's the combination of fat woman actions that causes an irreglar pattern to occur (not unlike the beating of her heart).

This irregular pattern then smacks into the trachia, occilating the air as it is exhaled, resulting in a high pitched, pig like squeal for a giggle.

Hopefully this has been informative.

Dr. James Rundvelt, PhD, MD
Fatology Department, Univeristy of Harvard.

Answer 2

Hmmm...I'm laughing and I don't weigh 500 lbs. nor am I a cow. I happen to be an overweight woman though. So, talk to me, big boy. This fat lady doesn't giggle. I laugh. I love life and like to have fun. I get a kick out of a great joke. I also used to work at a factory, putting in a 10 hour shift every day for six years. I worked on a drill press for most of those 10 hours. I watched all the skinny-minnies sloughing off, yakking with co-workers and screwing around...laughing. So, with that, would it be right for me to say that all skinny people are lazy, good-for-nothing, shiftless losers? NO! So don't judge all the fatties by the actions of a few. Yeah, I know I'm fat. But I'm doing something about it. How about people who judge others? Are they doing something about it? Some day, your boss will be a fatty. Or your wife. Or your sister. Will you still love them? Okay, my therapy is done now! <*)))><

Answer 3

I'm trying to figure out why you care that they giggle. I weigh 115 and I giggle all the time, just because it's fun and I enjoy life. Maybe you should stop caring so deeply about what others around you are doing and work; Isnt that what you're getting paid for?

Answer 4

ok i think i can understand your qestion i was big at one time but not half that big .b/c that is there life right now they miss treat there bodies .and refuse to eat good and work out.but i also beleave that God loves us just who we are .and if you do not like ppl like her than the best thing i can say to you is lock your self in the house b/c we do not care what you think i lost 81 pounds in a whole years and if you do not like what you see turn your head and show a lillte recpt and go on with your life and i will so prey for you and your heart .even thou i and 40 pounds or so over weight does not mean i don't have a life and i am not happy .i don't think the problem is the ( fatties ) i think it is you .b/c you are so small minded that you can't see past your on faults in life so you are going to pick on someone less then you to build yourself up which i think is so sad . but hay that is you not me . So how is your life going are you prefect ? i think not . if you can't see past the flesh and into the heart then there is no hope for you and your life b/c you are so low down that you and ppl like you just waste space and air .



God Bless you

Answer 5

Because it beats crying. Ask any fat woman or man if they CHOSE to carry around an extra 200 lbs. Many times, the issue is one of metabolism or some other hereditary factor that is, for the most part, beyond their control.

It seems like, in America, the fat population is the one last sanctioned bastion of prejudice. . .

(Giggle. . .)

Answer 6

Nature

Answer 7

It's part of a fat chick's personality to be liked. They need to be jolly and part of the jovial behavior is giggling. Would you rather talk to a 500 lb miserable pig or a 500 lb jolly pig?

Answer 8

Heffers? What are you, like 5?

Answer 9

The giggle sensation tickles their turkey neck and they get to exaushted from regular laughing cuz they re so out of shape.

Answer 10

They're afraid that if they open their mouths all the way, food might fly out. I dont know, I'm not the most educated when it comes to fatties, thank god.