I'll add mine on later if I get some really good ones.
2006-07-17 09:20:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
hahahahahaha.... ok,ok! I'll write mine! Me and a couple of friends were hanging out in the employee's longe by the salon where my mom worked. It was just the three of us, so I decided to do a backbend ( I don't know why, I just did). Well, when I was halfway standing up... I FARTED IN MY OWN FACE!! I've never done it before or since, and my friend still laughs when he sees me!
2006-07-17 09:55:52 · update #1
My dad caught me jackin off
2006-07-17 09:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by xxXJokerXxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 15 I was totally in love with the guy that ran our video store (TOTALLY!). He was about 25 and drop dead gorgeous, wouldn't have looked twice at me if his life depended on it - but that didn't occur to me at that age - I thought I stood a chance.
Anyway, one Saturday I decided to tart myself up and go and hang around the shop. I wore my favourite white skirt and thought I looked the biz. After 20 minutes or so of gazing at videos I left and walked home - a good half hours walk. When I got to my bedroom and took off my skirt I found a HUGE blood stain on the back which was totally dry so it had obviously been there ages.
I was sick with mortification - and never went back. That still haunts me even know 20 years on.
2006-07-17 09:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok mine is about me tripping and falling - yeah i know, thats so cliche but this is why it was mega embarassing...
i was 12, in year 7 in school, big guys all around me all going to their lessons, i pushed a few out of my way to get to mine because i was late, and then splat, i went tumbling down the stairs....
as i was falling, i found myslf diving head first towards the floor, so of all the things i could have done, i decided to grab onto one of the guys that i pushed for dear life...
so there i was, clinging onto this strange guys leg, and i eventually saved myself!
i had only just made new friends, and they havent stopped calling me "tarzan" 6 years on!
p.s. the worst thing is, i have moved on from school to college now, and i have found that THAT guy goes to the same college too...truly cringe worthy since he is a living reminder! >.<
2006-07-17 09:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Terious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was in the 11th grade at the time. I was waiting for my older sister to come pick me up from school, and a car that looked like hers pulled up. I was mad because she was late. I did'nt say anything. I just opened the door and sat in the passenger's seat. When I turned around to speak to her, an old woman was staring at me like I was crazy! To make matters worse, other students as well as my crush saw the whole thing!
2006-07-17 13:00:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mary C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My life is one embarrasment. The worst probs has to be once I got outa the shower and realised i hadn't brought in a bath robe with me. my clothes wer filthy and didnt want 2 put them on, so i thot i cld sneak down the corridor 2 my room... big mistake.
When i was halfway down the hall my dad wlked out of the kitchen and saw me!!!
2006-07-17 09:26:07 · answer #5 · answered by Rox 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had sex with this guy at a party and I we were really loud and we came out of the room a while later everyone was cheering and yelling and of course, laughing! I was embarrassed but it was still fun
2006-07-17 09:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by mother_flower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw someone at a wedding across the tables wearing the same hat as me and I waved and pointed to my head and her head all through the meal. When I got home I found I wasn't wearing the hat Ithought I was. Oh God.
2006-07-17 09:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Harriet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was trying hard for a job I really, REALLY wanted. It required several interviews. I finally had my last interview. After the interview, I went into the bathroom to splash cold water on my face. It was then that I saw it. Yes.....a massive booger hanging out of my nose.
2006-07-17 09:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago I worked in a local travel agency.. a chap came in one day and wanted to book a holiday for 30 teenagers...he was their English teacher...
After we had sorted the holiday.. I completed all the paperwork.. when i asked his name he replied "its Mr. Nipples..." I was shocked as it was obviously an unusual name.. but i was young and so was unable to ask him to repeat it.... I remember blushing and writing it down...
I then wrote it on every piece of correspondence with his school... A LOT of paperwork... every piece had his name on it....
weeks later he came in to thank me for arranging an excellent holiday.... and to explain that his name was actually "Nicholls" !! and that everyone at his school was now calling him Nipples... his fellow teachers included !!
I ruined his life !
2006-07-17 09:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by redwood1775 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a really formal dinner party at my brother inlaws house and within 10 minutes of each other, I spilled my water and flipped my meal off the table with my elbow. It was AWFUL!
2006-07-17 09:24:30 · answer #10 · answered by PANDABEAR 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one day during school(about4 months ago)
we were having a fitness test and during our sit ups part i let out a huge fart on the 23rd one
i have a feeling that they'll still remember it over the summer
weird part is it was the 23rd of that month
2006-07-17 09:26:19 · answer #11 · answered by redlaker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋