I'm a big time lawyer in the city, and yet I'm addicted to donkey basketball. All I think about. Is this okay?

Question

It started as a corporate fundraiser. We had a gym reserved and a company provided us with the donkeys. It seemed innocent enough, until game time when everything seemed to slow down and I became entranced with the game. Every aspect of it seemed logical and right. When the final buzzer sounded, I had thrown up the game winning shot. My teamates rode over to congradulate me, and I had never received such ephoria. That night I could not sleep. I think about it during meetings and it is starting to interfere with my homelife, and I'm even a republican! I am thinking about getting proffessional help, because I see no solution. I do not want to stop thinking about it, but I also do not want it to further hinder my life. Across the city they have another charity function, and I am thinking about going even though I am not invited.

Answer 1

I'm a lawyer in Chicago and played donkey polo on a beach on a Mexican vacation...I figured PETA would be up in arms over this if they allowed this in the US. I guess I was wrong. One huge (fat) guy with little short legs was playing...I kind of felt bad for his donkey. It has not seemed to interfere with my life, but then again, I didn't make the game winning goal...

Answer 2

Donkey Basketball Companies

Answer 3

Oh wow you have issues. Maybe you should think about forming a National Donkey Basketball League. Then you and people like you can travel the country playing in the NDBL for charity events and such. You know the professional's against the locals.

Answer 4

Haven't seen a Donkey Basketball game in over 25 years. Didn't know they still existed. It could be worse, you know. You could have some really dangerous obsession. But, Donkey Basketball it is...........try this. Maybe you can set up some games for worthy organizations as a fund raiser and absolve yourself. www.donkeyball.net/ -