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I know i've got a few socks on way "most wanted" list!

2006-07-17 08:45:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden Cleaning & Laundry

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It's a worldwide conspiracy. Watch out. Your socks are next!!

2006-07-17 09:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by babybro35 6 · 0 0

God knows but we do, I used to work in a factory were socks were made, guys used to press them into shape on special pressing machines and put exactly 25 dozen on a board, but you always, always had a spare one after pairing them together, so we used to bring those spare ones home with us to make up the odd ones in our drawers at home into pairs and guess what the damn things had disappeared from the drawer, I reckon there are a lot of one legged sock monsters on the lose out there.

2006-07-24 16:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There is a family of gremlins which live in the plumbing of every washing machine. Every time you wash socks, they take at least one. They like to take different kinds for use in their nest. If you put the socks into a net bag before you wash them, there is slightly less chance of the gremlins stealing them as there is a risk of getting trapped and caught by you.

2006-07-17 16:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by Evil J.Twin 6 · 0 0

There is another dimension inside of everyone's dryer that sucks up one half of at least one pair of socks each time you do the laundry :)

2006-07-17 15:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by mandyisthekoolest 2 · 0 0

Aaarrrrrrgggggghhh don't mention the sock monster lol

2006-07-17 15:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by pikapoke_uk 4 · 0 0

I know!

They're so small by the time to carry them to the washer and take them out again you've prob dropped at least one! So when you've dried them and sorted them it looks likes its gone. I swear if you trace your laundry steps you'll find that little boyo.

Either that of you've got a really weird stalkers who's stealing them from your washing line.

2006-07-17 15:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah 1 · 0 0

It's the dryers secret bounty! He must have socks to pay the oarsman to cross the river Styx at his death.

2006-07-17 15:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've always thought the washer eats it. Like when it starts spinning they slip over the edge and into the washer.

2006-07-17 15:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by victoriaelaine2004 3 · 0 0

bcuz they the smallest clothin
and r hard to find after laundry

2006-07-17 15:48:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

because the sock fairy takes them lol

2006-07-17 15:47:41 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0 0

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