If one Spam email you received were true...what you would you like it to be?

Question

For instance, I'd really like that $5000 IKEA Gift Card I'm promised every other hour.

Answer 1

One of those heartstring-twanging ones that say Kevin was dying of cancer - then he got this email, read it and passed it on, and now, not only is he miraculously cured, but he's really cool and funny too. World peace is assured if you pass this mail on to ten people within the next hour. That'd make me dig through my address book.

Answer 2

I'd like to increase the size of manhood. I mean, 18 inches is good and all, but wouldn't it be great to be 20"? Man, the possibilities!

Answer 3

My Father Habiba Nukarama died. He had 97 million dollars and we need to put the money in your account. We'd like to give you 25 percent for your assistance in transferring the funds to your country. It is not safe here. BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Of course more of their words are misspelled to make it look authentic.

Answer 4

You have just won a 20-year supply of Spam!!

Answer 5

Publishers Clearing House.
"You May Already Be A Million, if you have the winning ticket".
I WISH I had that ticket.

Answer 6

I'd like the all the free designer pures I get offered or the vacations

Answer 7

I'd take the IKEA card.

Answer 8

That I had unlimited credit on a Master Card.

Answer 9

I'd like that Canon Rebel they promise me every day.

Answer 10

That one where you have the money waiting to be claimed that was left to you by some dead political person in South Africa.