A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
The Child asks, "Mother, where do babies come from?"
After thinking about it for a moment the mother says "Well dear.... mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their room..they kiss, hug and have sex."
The child looks puzzled. The mother continues "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey."
The child replies "Oh I see, but the other night when I came into yours and daddy's room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
The Mother says, "Jewelry dear."
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2006-07-17 08:37:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
From Willys Jokes archives!
2006-07-17 08:37:57 · update #1
BIG Rocks!
If it's done properly!
2006-07-17 19:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lame
2006-07-17 08:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2006-07-17 08:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-17 08:41:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Good one!!!
2006-07-17 15:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke hehe...
2006-07-17 08:39:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2006-07-17 08:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by marty d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny ........very funny
2006-07-17 08:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-17 08:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by elena_fitz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or herpes...
2006-07-17 08:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Fox 34 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋