What is the quickest and most painless way of killing yourself?

Answer 1

1. Shoot yourself in the head, and hope you have a good shot, or you'll just end up with mental damage and be like the people you most likely mock and make fun of.

2. Secure a rope from a pipe fixture, or other secure fixture that is a good foor or two above your head(Light fixtures and shower curtain rods are NOT reccomended). Make sure the rope isn't too long, or you'll only end up with a sore neck and disappointment. Tie the rope into a noose, and stand on a small stool or something to temporarily hoist you up. Slip the noose over your head, and hope for the best.

*REMEMBER: Put the knot in the back, not the side, or all you'll end up doing is breaking your neck or severing your spinal chord.

3. Go to a tall building, bridge or other high fixture, hundreds of feet, and make sure it doesn't have roping, netting, or fencing to prevent suicidal people, otherwise your chances are shot. Jump, lean, dive.. whichever you prefer and hope you don't make it, or again you'll only end up with a lot of a disappointment, hundreds of thousands in Hospital bills and Plastic Surgery bills.
4. Roll up all the windows in your car, except for one. Take a hose that will securely fit around the exhaust pipe, and attach it to the pipe. Next, take the free end of the pipe where the exhaust will be coming out of, and put it in your back window. Roll up the window as much as possible to support the tube/hose and cover hte remaining crack with a plastic Garbage bag, securing the hose and making sure ther are no leaks.

Now all you have to do is sit in your car, read a book, listen to your favorite jams and you'll fall asleep, and never wake up. Carbon Monoxide poisoning, it's not so quick, but it's indeed painless. You'll fall asleep just like you were going to bed.

5. Slit your wrists with a razor, or other instrument of choice. Make sure you completely sever the artery, and remember kiddies, "Down the road, not accross the street." so cut towards you, UP your arm. Cutting accross your wrist will only lead you to ruin your tendons. Suggestively, fill a tub of water, listen to some toons, and carve away. However, do NOT leave your hand out of the water once it's begun to bleed, or it will clot. Remember to leave your hand in the water so the warm water will prevent the blood from clotting.

It will also leave a cool but morbid effect when the paramedics enter the room.

I'm not going to be the one to tell you,
"Get a counselor!" "Find Jesus!"
"Don't do it!"
"Get some help!"
"You're crazy!"
"You're only looking for attention!"
because I don't know your story, but I will be the one to tell you that if you are seriously considering suicide, and are determined enough to do it - nothing at all can stop you from completeing your task. If suicide is your intention, then all I can say now is, that I hope you make it with a little pain as possible.

Good luck on the other side though, I hear it's a real sh!t hole.. so be careful. Might get your watch stolen or something, and that never makes for "good times".

Answer 2

Throw yourself off a tall building.
Lick a 480-volt outlet. I'm sure it will hurt but only briefly.
Cyanide is probably one of your less painful poisons because it works very quickly.
Huff cleaning fluid or gasoline, or maybe paint thinner. I'd imagine you'd probably just get lightheaded and pass out, so make sure you are in a roomful of fumes so you will continue to breathe them after you pass out.
Sit in the garage and run the car engine until you die of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Take up smoking until you die of lung cancer.
Overdose on heroin.

Hope these help! Have a nice death and good luck on the other side.

Answer 3

Get married, oh wait, you said quick and painless not slow and painful.
I think the best way would be to give me all your stuff, since you won't need it, and shot yourself in the head. By the time you think ouch that hurts the bullet and your brains will be on the wall.

Answer 4

Well ive just cut my wrist both side ways and now and up up my wrist im in my kitchen the reason why im saying this is because at least somthing or somone will remember if i cared about what people thought i wouldnt of gone through with it and now i have i got no second thoughts about so the reason is my girlfriend and me were together for 3 years happy as heaven but today she says out of no where i found someone new we need to move on and Bianca Gojara she was everything to me she saved me more than anything i would still do anything for here but this is were she is happy so she doesnt need me she says she doesnt love me no more and i gave up EVERYTHING for here i used to have everything but now i dont i lost the first love of my life. at least someone will see this and know i guess my name is David Davies i live in the untited kingdom the world has been a nice one but life everyone dies slowly but why wait around for time to kill you its to painful so its too late for me now so bye guys and bye world this is the only and last post im gonna do after this im gone

Answer 5

I hope you're not considering it. But sure I've thought about death, I think most people have. The least painless form of suicide, in my opinion, is shooting yourself. As long as you do it right you won't feel anything. Kind of a morbid subject to think/talk about though!

Answer 6

if you do it right, a bullet to the head. The downside is you can f it up. You can also jump off a tall building head first. I would think pills would be the least painful. But you have the chance of living or getting caught. There really is no sure way unless you get a couple pounds of explosive, wrap it around your head and blow it up.

Answer 7

1. To just quit feeling sorry for yourself.
2. Ask yourself..."do I really want to spend eternity in Hell?
3. Ask Jesus into your heart, and start living...for HIM...and others.
You are being self centered right now.
4. If you think people will feel sorry for you once you kill yourself...you are so wrong...everyone will think you were STUPID!
5. Just quit contemplating doing that...
6. You have a friend in us. Specifically...JESUS...Give HIM a call...He will help you with everything....
May God Bless

Answer 8

Put two small tabs of Ketamine in alcohol and drink. Absolutely painless death in few hours. Mind you, it is totally your decision. I will in no way be party to your decision. I again advice you not to think of death. Life is meant for living. Live it like a lion, man.

Answer 9

Anything that immediately destroys the brain. Gunshot to the head, crushing of the skull, etc. Any other way has the chance for nerves to send signals of the pain to your brain.

Answer 10

fill your mouth with water put a gun on it a shoot thats the quickest and most effective way to kill yourself and left no time for pain