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Question

TOOK A HUGE, CREAMY, STINKY, BROWN-N-GREEN, CUSTARD LIKE, MOISTURIZING, CORN LAIDEN, SMELLY PAINT PEELING DUMP. IT CLOGGED UP THE TOILET, WHAT SHOULD I DO???

Answer 1

AGAIN?? Jeez! You need to learn to pinch it off, flush, pinch it off, flush, etc and so on.

Answer 2

Take a really really deep breath and then exhale. Do that twice. On the third go around, stick your head in the toilet and suck up as much of it as you can. Don't forget to swallow!

Answer 3

get a plunger and get covered in it or call a plumber and let him get ur crap all over him self for a reasonable price too!!!!ol hope this helps ps don't go any where near it u will smell like u died and were dug up

Answer 4

You should report all these mean people who jump all over you for just asking a simple question!!!!!!I'd put it in a jar and save it for posterity.

Answer 5

Pull out a spoon and pull up a chair...hope you're hungry champ.

Answer 6

Wipe, flush and wash your hands and then read the yahoo community guidelines.

Answer 7

u too!?? yeah man, my dump looks like a giant friggin sausage....nice thick and brown and nuts in it....smelly too

Answer 8

Maybe you should try to un-clogg it...try using your hand...you know just ranch in there and pull it out...I would say to use something else...but I'm not like you!!

Answer 9

Go clean the bowl out with your tongue

Answer 10

mud pies