2006-07-17 06:29:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
The only bird in my hand generally is my middle finger reserved for idiots who make U-Turns at busy intersections. I have a bird over overhead story it's disgusting but safer. Bird **** down a shirt collar sucks I was relieved to find out it wasn't human spit. I've found the bird in hand usually provokes other drivers to hunt me down and kick my ***. I've got a system now I display the bird only under the right circumstances. If the other driver isn't in a Dodge 150 with his gun rack fully functional, including the Ak-47 and naked Jessica Rabbit mud flaps I'll display. Let's hope the one's overhead are the Bluebirds of happiness.
2006-07-17 19:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, because a bird in your hand is much more likely to poop in your hand and birds carry loads of diseases. One overhead only has a small chance of hitting you with the same load.
2006-07-17 06:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on whether you'd rather be pooped on or pecked and scratched.
2006-07-17 06:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Julia L. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not necessarily. It's either going to **** in your hand or **** on your head. Which is worse?
2006-07-17 06:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by brevejunkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That all depends on who has the shot gun and how well they can aim.
2006-07-17 11:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
having one in a bush would be nicer.
2006-07-17 06:34:29 · answer #6 · answered by rbnsn30 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's a "bird"?
2006-07-17 06:33:13 · answer #7 · answered by seven_duis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋