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2006-07-17 06:10:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Three couples go out for breakfast. The husband of the first couple says to his wife "Sugar, please pass the sugar."
The husband of the second couple says to his wife "Honey, please pass the honey."
The wife of the third couple asks her husband "Dear, why don't you ever speak to me like that?"
So he say "Okay, please pass the bacon, Pig!"
2006-07-17 06:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by Selkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20 Clues A Woman Should Call It A Night
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms over my head and my butt wiggling while yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ***...and honestly beliveve I could do it.
4. In my last trip to pee, I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5. I drop my 3am slice of pizza on the floor, pick it up, and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I love them sooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. And I nick-name him.
9. The man I'm flirtting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. my eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who I think cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every converstation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong way, but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the button's open on my pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.
2006-07-17 13:13:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So a guy walks into the doctor's office with a carrot sticking out of his ear and celery sticking out of his nose.
"Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with me?"
"You're not eating right."
2006-07-17 13:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by MariaOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you sit four gay's on a barstool? turn it over. how come lesbians who are dieting dont wear makeup? you cant eat jenny craig with may kay on your face.
2006-07-17 13:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by byteme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats grosser than gross
Two Vampires fighting over a bloody tampon
2006-07-17 13:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by Pat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your face...
JK
i havnt heard a very funny joke
2006-07-17 13:12:17 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you go up to some one and say "Wanna play paper rock scissors?" and make sure your close enough to touch them and when they say yes go "Paper, Rock, Scissors" and go "Paper beats Face!!' and slap them. it is hilarious!!!!
2006-07-17 13:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by ~~Erin Nicole~~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋