2006-07-17 05:34:04 · 15 answers · asked by graffeng 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Graduate yale, then get a masters at harvard.
2006-07-17 05:38:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Have a rich Daddy who is in government. Do a lot of drugs. Be a poor businessman. Skip out of the Vietnam war. Go to Yale and Harvard and join Skull and Bones. Get on your knees for Karl Rove.
2006-07-17 12:40:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lie Cheat Steal Use Cocaine Sleep with Condeleeza and Be a drunk! Skip out on active duty and have your father buy you out of going to war! Be a racist cowboy and dumb! Mostly be born the son of a generational racist family of Barbara Bush and have a racist mad man as a grandfather Prescott Bush!
2006-07-17 14:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bend over and shove your head up your butt so you see the world from GWB's perspective would be a good start. next, set up your own agenda then set up one that the people will buy into that will let you execute your personal plans. Above all, when you open your mouth, make sure it's what the people want to hear irregardless of the truth.
The best way to like someone is to mimic their actions.
2006-07-17 12:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Alan S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the New World Order conspiracy. Of course graduating Yale and joining Skull and Bones are the only ways to get there.
2006-07-17 12:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Salami and Orange Juice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need an IQ of about 96....you need to be a functional illiterate...you need to learn how to mispronounce the simplest of words....you need to become one of those born-again types so you can woo the conservative christian right....you need to snort some coke and drink a lot....you need to sell your soul to Big Oil...you need to become a liar and a hypocrite....you need a brother who can steal an election for you in a key state....you need to know how to say stupid things like "if it has numbers, its a budget."......you need to be willing to let other people's children die in a needless war when you yourself are unwilling to put on a uniform and fight, but hide in the Air National Guard. And above all, you should be willing to kiss the a** of Dick Cheney, Karl Rove or someone like them.
2006-07-17 15:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a lobotomy or some other way of making your IQ drop at least 50 points.
2006-07-17 12:37:43 · answer #7 · answered by Raimon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What made you think that George W.Bush is successful in any way?
2006-07-17 12:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by maxxx85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do ya mean by successful? U mean, kill people? Bush is a jerk!
2006-07-17 12:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by rei_eiichi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a President for a father can't hurt.
2006-07-17 12:48:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋