Was it a good idea for Great Britain to invent the USA?

Question

We invented the USA and their language. They repay us by electing Bush.

I know that inventing Canada was a bad idea but what about the USA?

I think that we should take back the original colonies!

Answer 1

First - we are our own invention. Although the British were the primary colonizers (along with France and Spain), the United States did not exist until Britain pissed off the colonists enough that they showed you all your hats and said "by the way, the check IS NOT in the mail."

Second, although I am not a fan, Bush IS our president. I think he would welcome any attempt at reclaiming the "original colonies" by force. Then he could take credit for bringing the troops home from Iraq, and this would certainly help his cronies in the mid-term elections. I imagine that we might hear him again say "bring it on." If you haven't noticed, he's a little mercenary.

I think the general public might be interested in any such attempt. We wouldn't want you to win, of course, but many Americans would be happy to have the National Guard back home, and we'd probably watch the highlights on CNN. Good luck with New Hampshire (they have an intriguing state motto). And Massachsetts - I don't believe they remember you fondly.

That said, we could probably arrange for a peaceful transfer of New Jersey to your control in exchange for leaving the rest of us alone. Football starts in a couple months (our football, that is), and the World Series is coming up. We'd hate to have that pre-empted.

Answer 2

nicely from my expertise both US and GB have both been in afghan for awhile and in the adventure that they did bypass to warfare it may might want to be after afghan. Being stated the US has the most advantageous military interior the international and we've extra then 2 hundred subs probably parked by using each enemy the US considers to be a probability. also we may have an fantastic income in tech. for the time of warfare time our military may probably be parked all round tremendous britain. Our Air rigidity is extra stepped ahead and more advantageous then tremendous Britains. Our Marines and military may weigh down there floor forces. And if this turned right into a nuclear warfare it wouldnt be only tremendous Britain and US it must be Russia and China also North Korea yet im rather certain that they are going to blow themselves up Its like pondering Canadas protection rigidity a probability. Thats how i'd placed this.

Answer 3

Bush is a great man

England did invent Canada though. That is why Canadas head of state is still the queen.

Answer 4

Um....I really don't think that people "invent" countries and if you knew anything about history, Canada and the USA were already inhabited by natives so you actually "stole" the land so it's really your own fault if you aren't satisfied with our countries. Sounds a little bit more like your jelous (of Canada atleast). So, get over your egocentrism.

Answer 5

Invent? buddy we dont invent countries. We discover them!!
And secondly, Canada was a bad idea for the US definitely. Why because Canadian quality of life is way better. And also their health systems!

Answer 6

Uhhhh? I'm pretty sure that GB didn't "invent" the US or Canada. Spain "found" the continent for Europe, lot's laid claims, Americans revolted and created their own country while Canadians saw advantages to being a very distant satellite, so distant that they peacefully seceded.

Answer 7

You invented NOTHING. Some intelligent individuals decided to get out from under the Queen's rediculous taxes and religious restrictions, and you lost control of them. Our forefathers created this great nation regardless of your fruitless attempts to regain control.

You ought to get off that high horse, ya wanker.

Answer 8

I thought the french were responsible for canada. But well yeah: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

Answer 9

I heard all brits have small pee pees whit alot of skin! Is dat true?

Answer 10

can we give them NY city too?