2006-07-17 03:29:49 · 20 answers · asked by geb 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Freehouses can be exciting but expensive but the profits are good. Far better than just simply managing a pub for a brewery anyway!
2006-07-17 03:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find an abandoned property & claim 'squatters rights' after 6 (?) months.
Become a foreign national & claim aslylum to get a free house, free money & never have to work...ever.
Become one of the unemployed (by choice) scum. Again, all free.
2006-07-17 10:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by creviazuk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Become an MP for the Labour Party
2. Become a voluntary refugee fleeing a war torn country, you will get a council house with a garden and anything else that you ask for
2006-07-17 10:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by IncyWincy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! God, that's hilarious. England hardly has room for their own citizens, so they're not giving away houses with land
2006-07-17 10:33:09 · answer #4 · answered by deathbear3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find the building you want to move into, break in and kill the owner of the same sex as you, wait six weeks then "bump" into the remaining owner, announce you have fallen immediately in love with them and then marry them.
Six months to a year later, kill them and you have the house.
Works in every movie I've seen with the same plot line!
2006-07-17 10:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by Tony T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
easy this one ! got to you local social security office . tell then your an emigrant from another country and if they deport you , you will be shot, stabed , spat on or even swore at if they do , you will soon get a nice little house and a pocket full of money , and help to bring all you family and relatives here
2006-07-19 16:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seek asylum as a one armed sexual deviant fleeing from prosecution in your own country where your life is threatened,don't forget to mention your numerous dependants for whom you provided(this should ensure you get at least a 6 bedroom detached house in the home counties,then you apply for money for a new car so you can seek work(eventually)having got a job claim sexual discrimination!also claim racial discrimination.you should then have enough money to enjoy life!!!!remember to mention how much you admire new labour!
2006-07-17 10:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by spud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marry a wealthy English landowner.
2006-07-17 10:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by rhymingron 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop dreaming!
Alternatively go to the Home Office, tell them you are an East European refugee fleeing for their life. That may do the trick
2006-07-17 10:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by Perkins 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be related to the Queen or go on a witness protection programme.
2006-07-17 10:36:48 · answer #10 · answered by zoomjet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋