Any ideas what to do? Tried sending him to Coventry. Just called me a shithouse. Does counselling work for lizards?
2006-07-17 02:33:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Reptiles
I'm sorry mate but the damage has been done. Have you been to Coventry recently, the depravity, the desolation, the language of the residents.
I don't think counseling works for lizards, well nobody has tried but the closest thing so far has been Danny DeVito and that was a catastrophic failure. The language from that man, he called me a C and a DH and a DFGTRH and even a RGBCKRFDFMDSFKC. Disgusting.
Just flush it and buy another. Lizards don't have feelings.
2006-07-17 08:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you pet lizard has a complex, and onset of severe aggression.
He needs to get out and continue with his therapy, the head yard Gnome is looking for him, and will call for a straight jacket if he dosen't make his next appointment.
2006-07-17 09:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by american_angel068 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like to get high too. that must be some good smoke you got. About the lizard, there is nothing you can do besides eat him they are good on the grill or you could bread him and deep fry him. You just got a bad one, and counciling will not work on lizards, they are very stuborn. good luck, please let me know the outcome
2006-07-17 11:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I always thought the best drugs were in the 70's . Boy was I wrong.
2006-07-18 06:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Tonya H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hot water in a large steel bucket worked for me.
2006-07-17 09:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Create a yahoo ID for him and let him loose on the world.
2006-07-17 09:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by JadeDragonMage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make him stick his nose in the corner and give him a time out. That should work.
2006-07-17 11:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by whtecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh oh! sounds like you need to teach him/her some manners! wash its mouth out with soap each time... it should work. if not, then you are just gonna have to sit down with it and have a chat about why bad words are innapropriate. good luck!
2006-07-17 09:37:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks!
2006-07-17 11:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by Courtney L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He may have a self-esteem issue, and is lashing out to protect himself. What he is really saying is: Love Me, I feel unlovable.
2006-07-17 09:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by GratefulDad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋