2006-07-17 01:19:09 · 35 answers · asked by Jimmy H 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
tell it your not ready for a comitment (hahaaaa)...
yeah... i dont know if you watch family guy or not, but thats what they say...
2006-07-17 02:02:19 · answer #1 · answered by LittleMissSunshine 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why do you want to kill it? Some of my best friends are monsters who were under my bed or in my closet. Just make friends with it . Say "hey Monster lets be friends and I won't scare you if you don't scare me.Once you have made friends he will keep other monsters from bothering you and introduce you to his friends.Pretty soon you got a whole room full of monster friends
2006-07-18 14:34:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an easy one!!!
During the next dark of the moon, dress yourself in black crepe and very carefully rub a mixture of honey, salt, moss from the north side of an oak tree, and a handfull of hairs from three dogs and one cat in a circle all around your bed including bringing it up onto the walls next to your headboard sot that the circle is not broken at any point.
Do NOT allow anyone to remove this circle. Repeat this for three months in a row.
Oh, and sing "Meter Maid" backwards while you are applying the mixture.
The monster will not be able to cross the circle and, thus, will starve to death.
You may notice a bad odor for a few weeks after the monster is dead but that's to be expected.
2006-07-17 08:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you won't be able to kill kittens! they're the meanest devils ever to stroll the planet, and demise will come across you with nasty, sharp, pointy the teeth! the only component you may do is capture him away with the Magic String of safe practices. only drag it alongside the floor till he's hypnotized by using its irresistable circulate, and capture him into yet another room. Then he turns into some different person's challenge! Oh, and continuously stay below a blanket or sheet at nighttime. each man or woman is easily-known with kitten-monsters won't be able to get you in case you cover below the covers.
2016-10-14 21:26:54 · answer #4 · answered by cohan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wet the bed every night until I was 27 and I never had any monsters under my bed, so maybe urine is a monster repellant anway it's worth a shot, right? If your urine doesn't work, maybe it's only my urine that's magic so that's too bad because I won't come over to your house and pee in your bed for you.
2006-07-17 02:26:32 · answer #5 · answered by Steven S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't but on the bright side you can hide under the covers until daylight. Everyone knows that no matter how sharp a monster's teeth and claws are they cannot get past 100% cotton sheets.
2006-07-17 02:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Stephen 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make the Monster pay rent - that'll kill them everytime.
Have a lovely rest of the day.
2006-07-17 06:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by Goblin g 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monster spray
2006-07-17 01:23:53 · answer #8 · answered by HoneyBee24-7-365 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed it. Make it your pet. Don't kill it, monsters can be useful. My sister teased me so I had Gronig (my monster) eat her. It was kind of hard being in my room let alone trying to sleep. Gronig had terrible gas after that.
2006-07-17 01:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the monster that lives in your closet to kill it.
2006-07-17 02:35:39 · answer #10 · answered by The Krieg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Learn some bible verses............all monsters are scared of God.
When you think he's coming out from under the bed....say a bible verse and he will go back where he came from for a few weeks.
2006-07-17 02:06:02 · answer #11 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋