Just make me laugh and you can have 10 points. It's not difficult, or have you all had a snse of humour by-pass.
2006-07-16 22:51:04 · 20 answers · asked by doodle 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Funniest joke I know : I am going to report you and you will be deleted and never be able to use this site ever again!! :P
2006-07-17 02:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 4⤊ 6⤋
Knew a guy who has a dog that wouldn't really do as she was told but he kept her because he thought she would make a good guard dog. His missus hated the mutt and wanted rid of her, plus why get a guard dog when they had cctv in their house. One final fact before I carry on. The dog was only about two foot tall and six months old when this happened.
A guy broke into the house and the dog faced him up in the livingroom. The burglar took a karate stance or similar. The dog put her head to the floor and bum in the air as if she was playing and barked at him. The man laughed and then started waving his arms about like Bruce Lee getting ready to strike. When he did go to hit the dog, as fast as lightning she sprung forward and recoiled back to how she was. The man fell to the floor screaming holding his foot. When my mate came rushing down he found the dog growling in the same position, and the guy on his back screaming holding his foot. He phoned the police and they came, they called an ambulance. The paramedics found that the dog had bitten the mans toe off. He was a black belt in Wado Ryu, and a known burglar with a history of violence. When the police watched the tape of it all they couldn't stop laughing at the wee dog who completely outclassed him all while wagging her tail. Especially as the man looked so smugged before she snagged him.
2006-07-16 23:18:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How dare you say that. I am NOT devoid of any sense of humour.
You will be hearing from my solicitor. As this site is hosted in the US I am going to sue you there and claim millions for...erm...something.
When I was a child people respected the internet, yet you young people, you think it is all about fun. Well let me tell you...
Better stop there before I turn into Sandy Thom.
2006-07-16 23:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by izzieere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since you asked in society and culture. I would say it is not "cool" to laugh and enjoy life unless it means that someone else is the butt of the laughter. So I guess you will just have to raise a pinky finger and be snoody with rest of the devoid none humorous robots on some of the sites.
2006-07-16 22:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a very dry sense of humor. I can think of funny things to say, about most of the really dopey questions that are asked in here, without anybody being the brunt of it. I usually have to bite my tongue and move on because the people get upset when their questions aren't taken seriously. I have to admit that once in a while I just can't help myself.
2006-07-16 23:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by oldman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Humor by-pass surgery! Sorry, I'll haveta pass! *easily amused* Hmmm... How many UCLA students does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2! One to change the light bulb, the other to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it for much better and much cheaper :) how many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven! 1 to screw in the light bulb, and the other six to ___ each other. (you know what I mean? ^_~) How many students at UCSD does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5. 1 to hold the bulb, and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins. *smacked* How many UC Merced students does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help about this "new college thing". Okay, so, I had to finish with a clean one. Now, I'm going to stop before I get reported! Hope you had a good laugh! There's more if you want 'em!
2006-07-16 23:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by High On Life 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well they must be bored out of their brains if they are on here. I know I am!! I'm in work with NOTHING to do and I can't stand it!! If I don't get another job soon which stimulates me I will probably end up a complete vegetable, then I'll have to go on Yahoo Chat as well!!
2006-07-16 23:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to start your day with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush".
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to delete "George W. Bush"?
6. Calmly answer, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly...
2006-07-16 23:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Luis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moo moo moo meow meow cluck cluck cluck kfc finger lickin puking chicken moo cockadoodle doo yodeldee yodeldooby scooby dooby dooby doo eh? I could offer you a bit of my chocolate doughnut if that helps.or I could do a big noisy wet fart and send it up in the sky
2006-07-16 22:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where can you find money all the time?
Only in a dictionary!
People are answering their examination for highest marks. sooooooooooooooooooo serious!!!
see even the word humour has got four letters of mourning!!!
2006-07-16 23:07:46 · answer #10 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two nuns in a car on the way to Transylvania, a vampire jumps on the bonnet...
Sister Mary says to Sister Joan, "Joan Show Him your cross!"
Sister Joan says... "Get the f*!k off my car!!!"
See I can be funny on a Monday morning!!!
2006-07-16 23:01:39 · answer #11 · answered by flirtymcboob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋