Three questions that could change your life?

Question

Could someone furnish me with three questions that could change my life... no necessarily for the better. I'll give you the big 10 if you succeed.

Answer 1

1) How many people could you call right at 3 in the morning and keep talking to them until dawn?

2) Do you have any pets?

3) If there is a train traveling east at 30 mph, and a plane flying northwest at 270 mph, and they started from the same place, and you are sitting at home asking for help to improve your life on yahoo answers, how long does it take for plane to reach the place you really want to go, assuming that A) you are not on the plane, due to the fact you are at home, and B) it is not actually a plane at all, but more of a metaphoricle latin phrase known as la planche, meaning that if you are still reading this utter nonsense you really, really need some help, or a life, and the place to look for those things should not be found anywhere above unless you are either A) on serious medication or B) NOT on serious medication. If you are STILL reading this, you cannot be saved at all. And always remember: Life is not the amount of time you spent trying to keep yourself occupied on yahoo answers, but the extreme insanity of the other people you meet, who if you are lucky are as crazy as you. If you are still reading this, you are probably dead, in which case, you wouldnt be reading it. Is that clear?

Answer 2

1. It means I am free to follow evidence and reason without the constraining tautology of assuming there is a god of some kind. In other words when considering things like the origin of life or ethical philosophy, I can weigh the data and the premises and reach the best conclusion of which I am capable rather than having to worry about what the bible or a pastor says. Plus I get to sleep in Sunday mornings. ;) 2. I don't think I ever "became" an atheist. I've never believed. It makes no more sense to me than Santa Claus or fairies. The best way I know to look at this is that I think of ALL religions the way believers think of any other religion than their own. How much credence do Christians place in Hinduism? That's how I feel about both those faiths and all others too. 3. Yes, but "deluding" is a negative word> Religious belief is not always negative. If it gives some people comfort and fellowship then that's fine and no more harmful than say being a devoted Cubs fan. Religion is only negative when it causes people to oppress or otherwise harm or limit others. 4. Well I have to assume by "the Church" you mean the Christian church, which is of course a diverse group. However inasmuch as most churches believe in a supernatural entity for which there is no positive evidence whatsoever then yes that would be illogical. 5. Not at all. It is however a convenient tool and excuse for unscrupulous leaders and gullible followers to engage in conflict. It is certainly a base cause and exacerbating factor in many conflicts.

Answer 3

Who would you truely die for?
If you died, how would you want to be remembered?
Do the people you love know that you love them?


Heres a great riddle for fun:

A hurricane is coming behind you fast. Your in your car and you drive to this bus stop. There is an old woman who's dying, your best friend who saved your life, and the love of your life. Your car only has room for one other person. Who do you choose?

Answer: Give your best friend the keys to your car to take the old woman to the hospital. And you stay there with the love of your life, ,because without love there is no life :)

Answer 4

I know you asked for three but there are so many things that could.

Well a death can change your life,
A new job could change your life,
Bringing life into this world could change your life,
A new friend could change your life,
A new religion could change your life,
Starting a diet could change your life,
A accident could change your life,
Winning a large amount of money could change your life from better to worse or worse to better.
A phone call could change your life,
Getting diagnosed with incurable disease could change your life,
The list goes on and on.......
Even asking this question could change your life, I be leave that we all continue to change through out life ,and we have certain paths to take to make it better or worse. It is free will God gave us and we can choose , but choose wisely ,or you may end up in a lot of hurt and trouble .

Answer 5

Think of the one thing that you do best:

1. Is there anyone that can do it better than you can?
2. Why?
3. How are you going to become the best in the world at what you do?

Answer 6

1) Can yu be always totally honest?
2)Would you give up your last food to someone who had not eaten in days...one entire week out of the month? EVERY SEASON?
3)Now thwat you can do these, puttime in a botle...in fact 1000 of them and send yur love all over the world in numbered bottles and see the responses you get ...you just might save a life...and now you WILL......beginning with your own.......NOW yu begin to live.....welcome home angel.

Answer 7

1 have you ever seen someone die from a illiness?
2 what if it was someone in your life you cheerished
and you could see the pain and suffering in there eyes would it hurt you?
3 would you love a new pair of shoes? all though look at your shoes and remember there is a lot of people who wished they could just walk and walk in your shoes

Answer 8

Why?What??How??? are the three eternal questions in this entire universe that can literally change one's life if these three are answered properly.If You think them as simple and ignore these three words then You may mess up everything and endup somewhere..

Answer 9

1. Will you marry me?
2. Did the condom break?
3. Will you take the new position with your company and move clear across the country to do so?

Answer 10

1-How big is the universe? They say infinite - so...

2-How big is infinite? It must end somewhere.... AARGH!

3-What is a vaccuum (not a vaccuum cleaner!)? They say there is nothing in a vaccuum, but if it has a name it must be "a something"....

These are questions which have perplexed me all my life and quite possibly driven me insane... Good luck!!