What Would You Do If You Were A Zombie?

Question

One day your minding your business when BAM you slip on a banana peel and fall down a sewer. Moments later you emerge from your darkened hole and scan yourself to see if your ok. If check for a pulse but you can't find one. How creepy. Maybe you're checking right. You check again. No your definately dead alright, that and, your head is completely the wrong way around...

So seriously, if you died and returned to this earth as a zombie, with all your thoughts in tact, what would you do? Would you continue your life as normal? Attempt world domination, confortable in the fact you can't be killed? Learn to dance like Michael Jackson in Thriller?

What would you do?

Answer 1

I'd go on the Jerry Springer show and start a fight, then get a minor role in a romantic zombie horror flick.

Answer 2

Lurch around and dribble and learn how to run cos zombies have a bad reputation for being slow so I'd train to do the 100m in the olympics. And I'd try to look after my appearance a bit cos they're usually well ugly. And find a lady zombie and settle down and start a family and try to get on with the neighbours and not eat them or their cat.

Answer 3

You will want to do is enjoy life, don't you think so? Maybe you can help other people as much as you can because you might be a bully when you was alive, and at the same time enjoy life. You may want to get along more with your buddies, because you may not have treated them well and have not spend enough time with them due to the heavy work you had when you are alive. The most important thing I will do as a zombie is make people happy.

Answer 4

Well I would turn my head around the right way for a start, then I would buy the cheapest nasty parachute rig off ebay, I saw one go for £60 the other day, that would do.

Then I would go on a world tour of base jumps around the world, what fun... oh and I would probably eat a few brains when I got peckish.

Answer 5

Considering the actual movement of zombies these days,I would definitely join the Local Zombies Union as soon as possible.Residuals aren't what they should be and I think I know who is to blame...but later ...the task at hand----My diet ..jees you know...but all that iron won't kill you outright...ahhh depending upon your constitution...I feel like the "Family Guy" here...ahhh Lois...could you handle this?Listen kid ...a zombie is not all it's cracked up to be .There's questions here...Will Bruce Campbell still be my friend? Should I be black or white ? You must remember the "Romero I"I must go now ...I smelll something.

Answer 6

Depends - If I was as ugly as the zombies always appear to be in films etc I think I would kill myself. If I could look the way I do now (alive) then I think I would try and live without going out and killing everybody else who really is alive. Why do zombies all have to be bad ???

Answer 7

Well I was just wondering what do zombies do for sex?.Well the first thing I would do is visit George Bush (hes brain dead so hes the closest relative I would have) and then we would take over the world

Answer 8

Secretly I'm frightened of Zombies... I don't trust the way they move. In fact I don't like to even use the 'Z' word.

In which case, attempting to answer this question has been a bit traumatic for me, I'm going to lie down in my Z-proof bunker!!!

Answer 9

Sign off sick from work and go down the pub. Possibly try to assasinate the odd world leader (thinking on one in particular). Its not like I need to worry about capital punishment anymore.

Answer 10

if the films are correct then i would probably start going around trying to eat every ones brains and do a little bit of shopping in the mall.