2006-07-16 21:44:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
For example if your sitting on a wooden bench that sucker is gonna be loud. Or if its in the tub, its gonna bubble. And wait till you get out of the tub, thats a wet one. Don't get me started on the ones that come out silent then get loud.
2006-07-16 21:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
By pulling open the buttocks, a wetter rasping sound will happen: the chances of following through and ruining your undercrackers is hgowever greatly increased.
By opening your buttocks and pressing your bottom to a hard surface, like a door, the noise can be amplified considereably but the chances of further undergarmet ruination increases also.
Conversely, The tighter the sphincter when the fart atoms pass through it, the more of a whistle can be produced.
NASA have been experimenting with sphincter controls as part of it's new space suit design, as it is almost impossible to get at your bottom once in a suit, and spacemen simply can't function as well if they have just sh*t themselves...
Yours:
Professor of space fartage: Ichi
2006-07-16 21:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would guess, the sounds are from what you eat,
i know that when i eat beans, they are loud and rank
but if i eat pasta with sauces, spices, they are not as loud or as rank
you can control them to a certain degree, until you no longer hold your buttocks together. but when you release, you might not want to be in your room with yourself.
they have been advertising a product on TV called Beano (i think that is the way it is spelled) that is suppose to control farts(gas).
one day i was driving my school bus and i had gas, i squeezed my buttocks together almost the whole route, after the kids got off the bus as the school, i released it and i had to open my drivers window.
have fun with this question. that is why i had to tell you this little story. oh yeah, when people sleep, they don't control their farts, it just happens.
2006-07-16 21:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by sister cool breeze 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A French Music Hall act went by the the name of Le Petomane, and he entertained by breaking wind on stage.
2006-07-16 21:49:55 · answer #4 · answered by limey_not_lime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to be able to pucker your sphincter
2006-07-16 21:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by Whodaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have different intensities, depends on the food maybe
2006-07-16 21:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by roel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a mystery:)
2006-07-16 21:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by 1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh squze your buttoks in a triangle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-16 21:46:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-07-16 21:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by pianist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋