Don't you know...?

Question

that one way to keep yourself attractive in some sense oh humor? Now go ahead, crack a joke.

Answer 1

Cannot say that I have a good sense of humour, but will be happy to share this joke with you :
A CONSULTANT’S TALE
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?”
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, “Sure.” The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the Internet where he called up a surveillance satellite system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response.
Finally, he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says, “You have exactly 1586 sheep.” “That is correct; take one of the sheep.” said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car.
Then the shepherd says: “ If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?” “OK, why not.” answered the young man.
“Clearly, you are a consultant.” said the shepherd. “That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answers the shepherd. “You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don’t know anything about my business. Now give me back my dog.”
Cheers !

Answer 2

To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether it's by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know that one life breathed easier because you have lived...is to have succeeded

Answer 3

An Englishman, Irishman and Frenchman find a magic lamp.

They all rub the lamp and BOOF, a genie appears.

'Mortal men of earth, i am shand-ra-la, the most ancient of genies' I shall grant you three wishes!''

They all decide that each man should get one vote each, and the Irish man goes first.

''Genie, i wish that Ireland will be free of pain and suffering and remain forever green''

With a click of his hands, the genie transforms Eire. The Ulster men share bread with the Republicans, all is happy.

The Frenchman goes next

''Genie, i wish for France to be forever defended from attack. I wish their was a wall, 400ft high, that nothing could ever pass over''

The Genie clicks his fingers and BAM, a huge wall appears around France.

'Haha Englishman, we are free from tyranny forever. What ever could you wish for to beat that?''

The Englishman looks at the wall and asks, 'Did you say no one could ever get over that wall?'

''Yes mortal'' the genie replies, 'What is your wish?''

The Englishman looks at France.


'Fill it with water!'

Answer 4

I am already attractive, no need to crack a joke...now, that's a JOKE! hahahaha!

Answer 5

Some peoples thinks that they are attractive but they are not so they have to hear the what peoples say about him and show that what they want to see.

Answer 6

why don't you do just that - crack a joke here.

Answer 7

Genies don't appear with a "BOOF!" Thomas, you jerk. What are they teaching you in that fancy college of yours? "Math"? Pfft...

Answer 8

gaaaaglish

Answer 9

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