2006-07-16 18:45:23 · 32 answers · asked by glitterbugbell 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
giving the reason for being this
2006-07-16 18:49:21 · update #1
A horse:
You are rarely slaughtered, and have a job to do. Since a horse has a job he is like the car or tractor and gets taken care of better since the farm owner depends on him so much. He has shoes for his feet, gets brushed and spends his nights in the barn so that he is dry and his muscles warm/ready to work in the morning. When he gets too old for heavy labor, the horse is usually relegated to packing smaller children around and becomes a bit of a plaything for the younger humans around. If its a mare, she may then breed the next generation of farmer's horses..... and if your a stud... well, hey, you're a stud!
When the farmer's horse becomes too old or sick, he must make room for the new horse to do the farm work, and end his friend's suffering. A clean shot to the head or these days a needle and he quickly goes. And many a rough and tough cowboy has shed a tear over the loss of his old horse.
If you are an exceptionally lucky horse, you get to do sports instead of work. Then you really get the royal treatment. You get a plush barn with deep soft shavings or straw to lay in, a blanket, fly repellent spray, a chiropractor, a massuse, an hour's exercise each day on special footing that has ground up tennis shoe soles or other bits of springy rubbery stuff in it, and much primping and fussing to look increasingly beautiful... this usually comes with a lot of kisses and pats with frequent bits of carrot, sugar cubes, and other goodies throughout the day.
.... so, definitely a horse.... actually, I'd like to be one of _MY_ horses!
2006-07-16 19:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by Juju_Bee 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
Yay, a Freya question. in basic terms fake, i'm a guy for a second: "A goa... wait a minute! you at the prompt are not giving this techniques to the police are you?" ok, i'm kidding... my answer(s) is: goats, reason they're attractive and that i love goat milk and cheese. Oh, and donkehs because they're only born goofy. i love that donkey dude from Shrek voiced by skill of Eddie Murphy. Donkey suggested: "and then one time I ate some rotten berries. guy, there have been some reliable gases seepin' outta my butt that day!" lol it somewhat is so funneh. :)
2016-12-10 10:39:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'd go with the Llama. i am the enigmatic animal that the farmer bought to go in with the sheep one month he was flush. As I am an unpredictable sort this fits - Llamas could let you stroke them one day then spit in your face the next. Life is like a llama , you never know what you're gonna get.
2006-07-17 09:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by Thinker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either the farm cat, lovely life, or a sheep, I just love them.
2006-07-17 00:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be a hen. They get to sleep all day, hang out w/ the other chicks and only have to deal with one mans crap their whole lives. Plus they eat their eggs and canabalism always has had a certain appeal to me.
2006-07-16 18:50:19 · answer #5 · answered by johnswife68 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a goat with an aqualung so i could dive in to the slurry pit or a squirrel with a snipers rifle to randomly shot at the lambs or a badger with a plan to take over the world....
2006-07-16 21:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by clarkesboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big Brahma bull. That way I could be sure the farmer would never try no funny stuff behind me.
2006-07-16 18:47:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately a pig eating all day and rolling around in the mud
2006-07-17 00:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by jaygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id be a cockerel,get up early and go cockadoodle do.The reason?I wouldnt want to be something that would be served up for dinner.
2006-07-16 19:13:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cat, because you get to hunt mice and nobody ever wants to eat you or make you pull anything.
2006-07-16 18:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by redhotsillypepper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋