Paul Simon's song, '50 Ways to Leave Your Lover'?

Question

He lists on 5 ways in the song, though.
slip out the back Jack
make a new plan Stan
don't be coy Roy
hop on the bus Gus
drop off the key Lee.

How many other ways can we on Answers come up with?

How about "shoot her in the head, Fred"?
any others? get creative...

Hey, good ones, let's see if we can make it to 50.

p.s. although, the cutting off of the knob is pretty drastic.

with the Professor's input, we're up to 30. I think the Prof might have hurt himself coming up with all those.

Brian, only one of those count, because it's gotta end with a name. sorry, dude. 31, now.

Answer 1

Run away from that skank, Frank.
Get out of Boston,Austin
Choose a new form, Norm.
Take a chill,Bill.
Find a new scene,Gene. Just Hit the tracks,Max.
Turn into a cad,Brad.
Find a new Blondie,Don
Or a nice Brunette,Chet.
Find some new trim,Jim.
Don't be a fool,Abdul.
Get some new tang,Wang.
and another caboose,Bruce.
Get a new chick,Rick.
Run out of the park,Mark.
Time to find a new hoe,Joe.
Through her outta bed,Ted.
Go home to mom,Tom.
(Ive grown tired.Is this enough?)

Answer 2

bury the ***** Rich
get up and leave Steve
go hide in France Lance
throw her off a train Wayne
Feed her to a shark Mark

Answer 3

Make a new start, Art
Start dating men, Len
Get on your bike Mike
Clean up the carcus, Marcus

Answer 4

Cut off your nob, Bob

Just dodge her Roger

Answer 5

have her leave steve
give her a mouse not the house
i will bid and take the kid
its my money honey
why do you always leave and give her all the good stuff keep somethin for youreself

and see aint worth going to jail for