funniest made up story gets 10 points?

Question

amuse me

Answer 1

I don't know why we keep answering each others questions; I just got in the habit of it and I started reading A Separate Peace so I hope I'll get done, so I'm going to make up this story as I go.

"Stop chasing Angel around the house, Drew... She's just a kitten." He keeps on ignoring me and running over the cords of my gamecube when I'm about to defeat the enemy. "Rip!" I'm immersed in a blinding light for what seems to be ages, but in reality is 10 seconds. My brother gets sucked into the cord and I can't play my gamecube anymore... "Drew, are you in there?" Yes, and I'm by an enemy. This is scary, Anthony." "STOP CALLING ME ANTHONY. MY NAME IS JIM. MOM JUST TOLD YOU MY NAME WAS ANTHONY SO YOU WOULD GET OVER BEING CALLED DREW INSTEAD OF YOUR FAVORITE NAME, ROBERT." Drew started throwing a fit so I say I'm joking in order for him to stop. I faint and when I wake up, I see Drew with his face less than one foot away from mine and he says he defeated the enemy. That was all a dream though. We had to confront our fears in order to go into the next world. "I hear there are ten worlds," Rob (Anthony's actual name) says playfully. Then, two average size people with brown hair walk in and ask if we're okay. In accord, they shouted, "ROBERT, DREW, IT'S BEEN SO LONG!" They start crying for some unknown reason. I'm trying to get up and I see myself slip out of this, this mold of myself. It is me! Bye Anthony, bye Robert. I kissed who said to be my parents on the cheeks before i left, but knew this was the way I was destined to go, back to fighting with siblings, back to never-ending gamecube games. I told Drew to get himself over here, but he couldn't. I guess that was just his destiny. We were mixed up at birth, and now Drew had found his true parents, and I was going back home with no one annoying other than the road blocks that my mind presents during this journey called life. We still keep in touch over e-mail, instant messaging, and telephone. Then I realize, Drew is much better if you keep him a long distance friend, which sounds mean, but is the truth. I ask Drew where he lives. He replies, in Canada. I think to myself, "Great - at least we live far apart so I may never see him again. Drew is blabbing on as ex-brothers do I suppose ... ", and we're taking a trip to Minnesota next week. I told my parents about you and where you live and so it'll be just like old times. Then, I'll see you at your house soon, bye." "I-I-Okay, now he's like an in-law" I thought to myself.

I hope you liked my story even though it's not funny!

Answer 2

I don't know if this is made up or not:

A married couple returns to the hotel where they spent their honeymoon. They reserve the same room. They've been married for a few years and like to play Superman rescues the damsel in distress. In this case the damsel in distress is naked and tied up on the bed (by her husband). Superman exits the phone booth (the husband again, but in a superman outfit, and out of the bathroom), and leaps across tall buildings (the furniture) to come to her rescue. Unfortunately, he didn't see the 4 x 8 ceiling beam and conks his head on it. Which knocks him unconscious. His wife is now really screaming in distress, since she can't get off the bed to see if he's okay. Finally, one of the hotel personnel hear the screaming and get a key to unlock the door. They enter to see a hysterical woman naked and tied to the bed, with superman knocked out on the floor. Anyhow, they cover and untie her and are able to resuscitate the man (apparently just a concussion). I heard they checked out early, never to return to that hotel again.

Answer 3

Letter To Dad


A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to
see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw
an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to
avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with
Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him
too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But
it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants
me to have the kid and
that we can be very happy together. Even though
Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is
it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of
our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has
other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own
way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.

Randy t aught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now
and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still
trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call
when it is safe for me to come home. I love you

Answer 4

ok so 2 ppl were walkin down the street and the little boy said to his mommy whats sex and the mommy said ask someone else so the little boy walks up 2 a hobo and asks and the hobo says ask your mommy so the boy asks his mommy agien and she sais i told you 2 ask someone else so the little boy walks up 2 a nun and asks and guess what the nun says


or another stori is this mommy is trying to feed a baby his dinner but he refuses so the mommy distracts him and puts it in his mouth and the baby says who the he.ll do you think you are

Answer 5

"In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. And the earth was void and empty, and darkness was upon the face of the deep;..."

well, you get the picture. It kind of goes on for a while.

Answer 6

just picture 2 giraffes out in the jungle runnin as fast as they can they're racing all through the trees all of a sudden on of them trips on a log, just face plants the ground, hard as hell all he says in the super deep vioce is "ahhhh dam*it"

Answer 7

George Bush is smart

Answer 8

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A COMEDIAN AND HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Answer 9

one day a guy walked into a bar







and said "ouch!"