2006-07-16 17:01:42 · 9 answers · asked by haytxa@sbcglobal.net 1 in Sports ➔ Basketball
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2006-07-17 03:01:51 · answer #1 · answered by JACKASS 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Become autistic
2) Score 20 pts in 4 minutes
3) At the ESPYs show, you will win an award for best sports moment of the year (beating out Kobe's 81 pts in a single game)
4) After the show, rub it in Kobe's face while asking for a) his autograph and then b) his phone number.
5) Congratulations! You have met Kobe!
(This actually happened)
If all else fails, be an ugly white girl in Eagle, Colorado. Wear some revealing clothing. And give him a lap dance :)
2006-07-16 17:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by darrvao777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kobe Bryant the 81 pt man who got dissed at the ESPY's. The funny thing is hypothetically if he didn't rape that girl isn't he being abused by all these people talking junk about him. Oh he cheated on his wife like Brad Pitt, JFK, Bill Clinton, and most guys have cheated or thought about cheating at some time. People are acting like they're saints. JFK is looked at like a National hero and Kobe a cheating rapist, ball hog even though the best player of all time also had the highest ppg average of all time. It's BS.
2006-07-16 17:04:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Basketnutz! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretend you are a white girl
2006-07-16 17:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by gplay2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on myspace if he has 1 n look @ his shedual
2006-07-22 15:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by ♥KiYa♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to watch Lakers game..
2006-07-16 17:15:18 · answer #6 · answered by tenshi_jeanfren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 'make a wish' and tell 'em you are dieing
2006-07-16 17:32:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kidnap him, thats what i did.
2006-07-16 17:05:21 · answer #8 · answered by I run with scissors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
start selling crack
2006-07-16 17:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by USHISTORY64 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋