2006-07-16 16:51:33 · 15 answers · asked by jwkrebs07 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
"Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore." - Cecil Adams
"... New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds." - Cecil Adams
2006-07-16 16:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 50 lbs. For the longest time, there was no answer to this question. Me and a few other play Dungeons ans Dragons and had to come up with an answer. So we just figured 50 lbs. more specifically 50lb per turn for d4 turns/lvl of wood chuck - 2 turns/lv if drunk (seen the "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood while drunk?" question)
2006-07-19 12:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by rrrctraptor31 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Woodchucks can chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. So in reason if a woodchuck could chuck 35 cubic feet of dirt he could chuck an equivalence of 700 pounds of wood. In a more logical sense I believe that if the woodchuck chucked the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks would give us the true answer.
2006-07-17 21:20:23 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just as much as he would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-16 23:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by sidebarsam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-16 23:56:55 · answer #5 · answered by gracie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood he'd chuck a whole truck load of wood if wood chucks could chuck wold
2006-07-16 23:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the would he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-16 23:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Beth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno... I like the 'how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris' better. I really could care less about him, but I happenend to have an uh - interesting - science partner who was obsessed.
2006-07-17 00:25:44 · answer #8 · answered by sir'slady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood....duh!
2006-07-16 23:55:28 · answer #9 · answered by bjoybeads 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so much freaking wood u couldnt even say wood anymore, let alone get one..
2006-07-16 23:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by mazzygirl83 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋