A XXXX question not for young people!!!!!?

Question

now that I got your attention I will ask some questions.
1. Can I live with you?
2. If I was on a cliff about to jump what would you do?
3. If I was in your bedroom what would you do?
4. If I was knocked unconcious what would you do?
5. If I was in a store and I was pregnat and my water broke what would you do?
6. How old are you?
7. Are you my soulmate?
8. Will you answer all of my questions?
9. Do you love me?
10. How much?

Answer 1

1. of course you can live with me
2. i'd jump with you
3. have freaky sex
4. make love to you cause you'd eventually wake up
5. call 911 or try to get you to a hospital
6. 27
7. um....yeah.....hello
8. i'm doing it right now
9. with a nickname like supersuck, how can you not
10.this much

Answer 2

1. Can I live with you?

u already do!

2. If I was on a cliff about to jump what would you do?

keep driving by, and not stop

3. If I was in your bedroom what would you do?

roll around the bed with you

4. If I was knocked unconcious what would you do?

panic, call for help,

5. If I was in a store and I was pregnat and my water broke what would you do?

deliver your baby and organise a safe space for you

6. How old are you?

older then u

7. Are you my soulmate?

yes - there is only one soul, it needs no mate, we share the same soul girl! you, me every other concievable and inconcievable sentient and insentient life form

8. Will you answer all of my questions?

always and forever

9. Do you love me?

yes. and i know you love me

10. How much?

more then my rotten attitude and limited personality will ever be able to express

Answer 3

1. Can I live with you?/no.i have a fiancee
2. If I was on a cliff about to jump what would you do?/talk you out of it.tie a rope round myself and dive after you if i had too
3. If I was in your bedroom what would you do?/nothing.fiancee
4. If I was knocked unconcious what would you do?/ER,right away
5. If I was in a store and I was pregnat and my water broke what would you do?/drive you to the nearest hospital.call the hospital for help
6. How old are you?/21
7. Are you my soulmate?/i dont think so.my fiancee is my soulmate and im hers
8. Will you answer all of my questions?/yes.the open ones i will
9. Do you love me?/no.fiancee
10. How much? see above

Answer 4

1. You bet
2. I 'd ask you to come down to the beach with me so I could show you a great new find of seaglass
3. Turn out the lights
4. I would message your face and forehead with a moist cloth and bring you around with the scent of an apple.
5. I would call 911 and find a private area for delivery of the baby.
6. Old enough to be your soul mate.
7. Man, are we on the same wave length, or what?
8. Yes
9. Oh, Yes
10. More than what you;re thinking

Answer 5

1.no 2. tell you a story and bore you to death 3. probably wonder what the heck you are doing there 4. depends if I did it or not 5. call 911 6. see my profile 7. probably not, since I am without a soul 8. so far 9. Ummmmm.....not that I know of 10. see 9

Answer 6

I answered most of these in your 11 questions post, so I will only answer the new ones:

5) Call 911, administer aid and coach you until they arrived. Not likely you would go from water breaking to delivery in anything less than 2 hours. The movies get it wrong all the time.

7) No

8) HHAAAAAAA! You gave me an out, by asking again, I can now say NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!NEver again!! Thank you sweet Jesus!!! NOOOO I will not answer any more of your juvenille useless questions and I have learned a good lesson from this crap.

9) PSSYCH!!!! I don't have to answer any more!!!!!

Answer 7

1.Sure honey, but you will have to do chores.
2.I would grab you and tackle you in the other direction from the edge of the cliff and talk you into talking to me.
3. I would ask you to hand me the remote.
4.I would check your vitals and call an ambulance
5. I would help to arrange and/or get you to the local hospital
6.I'm 44
7.No. My identical twin sister is. We share a soul.
8. Yes, I am trying to.
9. Yes, I do. You are a human being worthy of love and I have plenty.
10. I love you because you are part of my race of human beings. Refer back to question 9. :)

Answer 8

1 Absolutely NOT
2 Knock some sense in to you and then help you
3 Have you arrested
4 Get smelling salts?
5 Call an ambulance or deliver the baby if the ambulance is late
6 I just celebrated my 14th anniversary of being 21
7 Nope!
8 Yah
9 Jesus loves you
10 lots

Answer 9

1. No
2. Tell you you had something to live for.
3. Ask you to leave.
4. Call you an ambulance.
5. Call you an ambulance.
6. 23
7. No
8. Only the ones contained in this question.
9. No
10. None

Answer 10

Hello,
1.Can you live with me?...You probably already live with me Lady...I'm on the road alot...But when i get home...There's always fresh food in the fridge..HMMM
2.Cliff jumping?...Well i would grab you and pull you to the ground...and keep you there...
3.In my bdrm?...Well now,that would depend on if i knew you,and if i did.How old you were...
4.Knocked out?...The ER Lady...
5.Broken water?Call 911...make you comfortable,grab a mop...
6.My age?...Take a guess Lady...
7.Soulmates?...Not as of yet...so no...
8.Ans?...All but #6...
9.Love?I love all Ladies...
10.How much?...As much and as often as possible...;)

Answer 11

1. if you need a home, you may
2. talk you outta it, or grab you, or arrange a big trampoline at the bottom and jump with you!!
3. ask you if you a. needed to potty (like i do my kids)
b. are sleepy
c. wanted to go downstairs to watch a movie
d. wanted to go to denny's for a
hot fudge brownie sundae!!
4. i know cpr, so i'd follow the steps til help arrived
5. deliver the baby!!! i delivered my last daughter by myself, in a car (i wasnt driving, but was inthe front seat!) on the way to the hospital
6. 27yrs
7. well, i dont think so, since i am a girl and have already found
my soulmate
8. yes, i am doing so rite now
9. yes, of course i do!!!
10. with all of my heart, "up to the moon, and back!!"
------or, at least 2 points worth!!!