I'm thinking of moving to the Amazon and was going to open a Subway franchise near the cannibal district. Is this a good idea? If so can you think of a better slogan?
2006-07-16 14:25:19 · 12 answers · asked by yarbleman 2 in Dining Out ➔ Fast Food
I think this is a great idea! Of course, the slogan may not translate well into the native language, but any English-speaking tourists who happen to be in the area with a translator who can correctly put it back into English will much appreciate the joke, I'm sure.
Hell, you'll probably get all kinds of tourists just because they now have an excuse to eat people, without calling it a social taboo. They can just smile and say, "When in Rome" . . .
2006-07-16 14:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by nex_nox_noctus 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Thats not the only thing that 'eat fresh'. Did you know that many of todays cosmetics have what you Americans call the Three 'D's. No animal is too dead, dis-eased, or dying to scrap off the road and send to the rendering vats. The scum on the top is used in vaseline, motor oils, lipsticks, moisturiser, make-up, etc... So there will be no need to feed the locals Subway, let them wear it instead!!! You obviously do not care about these peoples. You know if a product is not pure enough to put on my skin it definately is not good enough for me to injest.
2006-07-16 14:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Subway won't allow that with their franchises.
2006-07-16 14:28:29 · answer #3 · answered by Belle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha soo funny. hmm..Subway with the freshest head this side of the amazon.
2006-07-17 06:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very catch, why not do it here
preferably in a vegan neighbor hood or district
2006-07-16 14:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's a cannibal district somewhere?!
2006-07-16 14:28:15 · answer #6 · answered by Eryc 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, that is funny, eeww, hahahah, hahahah, got jokes.hahah, that's a good add for the comercial.
2006-07-16 14:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Honest&True 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least that might make those peta people happy...eating humans and not animals
2006-07-16 14:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds good
2006-07-16 14:28:16 · answer #9 · answered by shelleigh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aho!? that would be scary. and what flesh are you going to use?
2006-07-16 17:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by voodoochild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋