Do you think they're laughing at us?
2006-07-16 14:08:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I don't actually watch TV.
2006-07-16 14:18:31 · update #1
Your flagrant violation of the Secrecy Contract, Section 3, Items 1 through 9, as signed by the Intergalactic Consortium of Parks, Zoos & Museums, & confirmed by the legal Earth representative, Plato (aka 'The Cute Greek'), has triggered an automated response from the Supervisory Unit of Human Zoo Caretakers, Earth Chapter. Panic among the creatures that were exposed to your data leak will take time to be corrected.
Tomorrow morning, you will find by your door the proper materials, disguised as something you humans call "newspaper". In order to prepare for retrieval, please procure a cardboard or wooden box of adequate size, shred about half of the "newspaper" & distribute it equally at the bottom of said box (this is done mostly for your comfort during transportation, but hygiene is also important). Remove all your clothing, bathe thoroughly, avoid eating or drinking, place yourself in the box, then use the remaining materials to carefully wrap your limbs & stuff your mouth.
The pickup team will be by anytime between 12 and 6pm & you will be removed to another facility where your tendency to spill out secrets will be studied & hopefully successfully excised from your neural connections.
That is all.
-Security Supervisor-
-Earth Zoo-
-Internet Watching Unit-
PS: We don't laugh at you. Well, not all the time.
2006-07-16 16:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rosie 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It's entirely possible. This idea has been put forth by other people too. Charles Forte once speculated that Earth might be a pantry for Someone Else. The truth is that the lizard people who live under the Earth control most of what goes on here on the surface.
2006-07-16 14:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they are laughing. I have found, however, that you can cut down on the noise by fashioning a nice cap out of aluminum foil.
I don't mind, really, except for those times that they forget to clean my cage. Is it too much to ask for a little respect?
2006-07-16 14:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Elwood Blues 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's very interesting to ponder that question, If it were true I don't think they would be laughing at us but would think our behavior as normal for us. I can think of many similarities between your question and how an ant farm appears to us. You have builders, those that guard the nest, some hunt and provide food etc.
2006-07-16 14:14:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that they are hysterically laughing. we are so pitiful, I bet it would make a great movie, "The true Adventures In The Zoo Called Earth..."
2006-07-16 14:13:10 · answer #5 · answered by Keianna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rod Serling definitely agreed with you if you've ever seen The Twilight Zone.
2006-07-16 14:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by shynomore 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've been watching way too much Sci Fi. MIB and Hitch Hiker's Guide has your brain swamped.
2006-07-16 14:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get back in my locker and worship the light coming from my watch!
2006-07-16 14:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And that God of that species- George Carlin (I read your responce to my question, and only found it fitting to ansewer this question in this fashion.)
2006-07-16 14:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who let the secret out?
2006-07-16 14:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋