2006-07-16 12:07:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Bush sent smokey the bear to Iraq to find WMD's
2006-07-16 12:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by jjissodamngreat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokey, being a minority working for the Government(not many bears working for the forest circus), was promoted to the Washington Office and rarley makes public appearances anymore. He has gained an amazing amount of weight as a Washington fat cat but still hits a few parades/school events to relive the good ol'days.hahaha
2006-07-18 19:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by jusbe1koz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokey the Bear is in treatment for lung cancer. The prognosis is not good, but he seems to be in good spirits. Unfortunately the National Foundation had to find a new spokesperson or spokesanimal, as Smokey is barely able to get out the words "Only you" before collapsing in a fit of coughing.
2006-07-16 19:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by bluetess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since the late 1940's , when fire prevention interst started, Smokey Bear has advocated. "PREVENT FOREST FIRES!!"
But not all fires are bad. Prescibed burning or controlled fires can actually reduce the amount of fuel in the forest and thereby reduce the intensity of a "wildfire".
In case you haven't heard, Smokey's new message is...........
"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT WILDFIRE"
2006-07-17 22:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Joe Forester 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokey is still hibernating. Seems he has gotten pretty depressed over the years - with humans and mother nature burning everything down and all. Anyways, he was put on some sort of anti depressants, and at one point a suicide watch.
He was sedated late last fall, and has yet to wake up.
2006-07-16 19:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somkey the Bear probably got smoked himself fighting all thoses fires.
2006-07-16 19:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think ol' smokey was pre occupide with a women and now all hell is breaking lose!
2006-07-16 19:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by x_ducati 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who knows, all I know is the fires a getting a little close for comfort
2006-07-16 19:11:23 · answer #8 · answered by Brandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's around. I saw him in the Fourth of July parade in my hometown-- he looked like he was a candidate for heat stroke! Perhaps, like alot of other Americans, he is having trouble "bearing" the costs of his medical care!
2006-07-16 19:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by Sunny Flower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he die a few year ago, an they need to stop people from lighting or burning fire in the wood make sure there out better, these are fire 's unfair to all and cost million's of dollars and home .
2006-07-16 19:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋