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Every time I am intimate with a girl, I start to fart. Many times it ruins the sex. One of the worst times, I was receiving oral sex, reclining back in a chair. I farted, and it was a wet one, leaving some butt gravy on the cloth chair. The smell was so repulsive, the girl puked on me. Is there a pill I can take to control this?!?!?

2006-07-16 11:28:00 · 13 answers · asked by donatellos_green_turtle_ass 1 in Health Men's Health

13 answers

You might ask your girlfriend if she has a dildo you can shove up your a**

2006-07-16 11:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by joker45693 3 · 6 0

Honestly if this is a large problem then you need to seek the advice of your physican. Is this only happening during sex or doyou have gas problems all day long? There are meds out there that will help control this. Good luck to you and seriously call your Dr. they will help you find the right meds. :)

2006-07-16 18:33:32 · answer #2 · answered by pinkribbons&walking4boobies 4 · 1 0

There is a drinkable form of yogurt called "Kefir". It is actually 9 times more healthy than regular yogurt. It has healthy stuff called "probiotics" in it that helps with digestion & it stops gas problems. It is just a tad more tart than yogurt. If your local grocery store carries it, it would be in their refrigerated, healthy section. If not, you can find it t most health food stores. It comes in blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, plain (yuk!) & peach. I prefer the blueberry while my roomie likes the strawberry.

2006-07-16 18:56:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Try to avoid eating gas forming foods such as cabbage, lettuce, broccoli and avoid drinking soda too. Try to empty your bowel first before having sex.

2006-07-16 23:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by marky 3 · 1 0

Over the counter medication medications containing dimethicone can relieve gas symptoms. If there is diahrrea present, try Pepto Bismol as well.

2006-07-16 18:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by Cub6265 6 · 1 1

that's pretty disgusting. you should go to your doctor and ask. i think you just have a lot of gas

2006-07-16 18:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ask the doctor

2006-07-16 22:14:43 · answer #7 · answered by Hope R 1 · 1 0

Stop letting your girlfriend use a strap-on on you!

2006-07-16 18:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by codeazrael 2 · 2 0

ew

2006-07-16 18:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Sonya 5 · 1 0

LOL that's great! You should be a comedian!

2006-07-20 03:45:07 · answer #10 · answered by roddogrod 1 · 3 0

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