How can YOU help cigarette companies sell tobacco to minors?

Question

When was the last time you stood outside a convenience stores and bought cigarettes for teenagers?
I was wondering if any schools would be willing to start a program where you get free cigarettes for good grades.
Or also, maybe we could have some signs that say "We DON'T card, under 18 - no problem!"

Other ideas are more than welcome.

Answer 1

put a free packet in macdonalds hapy meals and start em off young....

Answer 2

Very easy. Pay all script writers of childrens/teen's movies to have the stars look very glamorus smoking, convey the idea that smoking is very adult, very sophisitcated. (just a minute, I have to light up).........Have very butch figures with horses smoking a certain brand, give sample packs (5 cigarettes in the pack) with matching matches to the kids on the play ground, institute smoking rooms in high school, Run ads in all the teen magazines with the teen idols lighting up and talking about the cool, refreshing full bodied taste of........
Wait....sorry, this has all been done. Let me think about this for another 7 minutes (don't want to waste the cigarette I just lit) and I will get back to you.
And, by the way, a pompous Brit (I think) was just asking yesterday why Americans didn't understand sarcasm...I argued with him. I owe him an apology, judging from some of these answers above.

Answer 3

I have an idea. Why don't we cut out the smoking, the emphysema, the lung cancer, the cancer spreading to other parts of the body and just simply put a gun in their mouth and pull the trigger. Much quicker and simpler. I know that the MTV generation is all into the instant gratification thing so this is certainly what they would want.

Answer 4

poison kills whether you like it or not, whether you believe It or not! cigarettes are poisonous! period!
i will never give them to anybody, especially to minors! would you like to kill an adult? would you like to kill better an Innocent child instead??? never! it is sick. and a pay day will come whether you like it or not! whether you believe it or not! just because everybody is doing it does not make it right!!! never touch this poison. everything you learned you can unlearn! unlearn it! now or before you Du! there is no problem if the ship is in the wot er! there is a problem if the water is in the ship! then the ship goes under the water if you like or want it or not!!! period! small compromises lead to great consequences. read about Titanic, Samson, etc.the con sequences are incalculable and very, very unpleasant, deadly!

Answer 5

Now that is just silly, They shouldn't be selling cigs to minors. I am a smoker but I am also over 18 and can make that choice. I have never bought cigs for minors and never will. There is a good reason they don't sell cigs to minor and it should stay that way

Answer 6

Simple, just have the company lobbying on it and pay our politicians under the table large sums of money that they can fully retired. And on the way you go.

Answer 7

take the money from the kids buy some smokes give the smokes to the kids wow you guys really arnt that smart huh

Answer 8

Free "Fullmetal Alchemist" trading cards with every pack.

Duh.

Answer 9

How about giving them out as incentives for showing up to school?

Answer 10

You don't want to smoke, it does nothing for you except ruin your health.

Don't even try it, you might like it and get hooked, it's really not worth it.

Answer 11

Its funny when kids come up to me and ask me to buy them cigarettes, I say sure, take their money, and drive away :)