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Wal-Mart Greeter...


A very unattractive (in fact UGLY), nasty, mean actin' woman walks
into
Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says
Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7.
Why?.....
Do you think they really look alike?"
Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
twice"

2006-07-16 09:58:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events Other - News & Events

24 answers

Yes, thats funny I hope you dont mind me using that one!

2006-07-16 10:02:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hey that's not funny. That's my mommy your'e talking about. You are a very mean lady. I am going to cry now. I am going to keep crying until you apologize. Boo Hoo Hoo!!!!

2006-07-16 17:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by cave man 6 · 0 0

Yes funny, but not a very nice joke.

2006-07-16 17:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by Grandma of six 5 · 0 0

Got a grin out of me

2006-07-16 17:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while they were eating the clown?

A: Does this taste funny to you??

2006-07-16 17:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 0 0

hehe! nice one! made me laugh out loud at work! strange looks from all round the office!....deffo gonna 4ward 2 all!!

2006-07-17 10:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

C'est amusant

2006-07-16 17:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by A Shade Of Grey 3 · 0 0

based on actual events? lmao very good

2006-07-16 17:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by NubbY 4 · 0 0

funny

2006-07-16 17:02:38 · answer #9 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0 0

funny

2006-07-16 17:01:32 · answer #10 · answered by ET 2 · 0 0

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