2006-07-16 09:30:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, if you do, I'll loan you my ice skates for the Lake of Fire. Deal?
2006-07-16 12:12:48 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 15⤊ 4⤋
Damn, hypocrites! They probably voted for Bush.
As for the seat next to you I volunteer the person who told you this. They may know nothing else of the Bible, but be assured they know this one: "Judge not, that ye be not judged" (Matt. 7:1).
2006-07-16 16:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by JenniferE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please... If it is not too much trouble.... If they have ice creams machines, try to find a seat near the a/c and the ice cream machine. Because if there is really a hell, I will probably end up in it.
2006-07-16 16:34:50 · answer #3 · answered by nicolefc_123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont need the seat thanks ne way when i get down there satan will kick me out for trying to take over *laughs evily* so i will be doomed to walk the earth as a spirt in eternal damnation with no hope of ery asending or desending
2006-07-16 16:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by mystic_dragon_318 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I like it hot. I think hell is going to be a blast, all the cool ppl go there.
2006-07-16 16:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Thumbs Up Fairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah Nooooooo! you still have a chance not to go to hell, wont you make Jesus your Lord and Savior.
2006-07-16 16:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by soulsista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No thanks, I have a VIP pass.
On the upside, all the worry and mystery has been removed for you. Now you can just live your life the way you choose.
2006-07-16 16:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Farly the Seer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thanx
black folks dont like the heat
i think ill make reservations in heaven
2006-07-16 16:35:55 · answer #8 · answered by Wanna K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't aware they had a/c units in hell.
2006-07-16 16:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but i will save you a seat on satan's lap. lol.
2006-07-16 16:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by srevels2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you trying to be nice? .... think you can redeem yourself through kindness or do you want company so badly?
2006-07-16 16:33:57 · answer #11 · answered by Sammyleggs222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋