2006-07-16 08:35:47 · 12 answers · asked by sizfenny 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
After 15 days of George V. V. Bush'S marriage ceremony his father asked him whether his wife had been good in bed or not. V:V. Bush replied: I" am not sure some says good and some bad".....
2006-07-16 08:48:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joe was busily working when his co-worker bud came over to ask him if he'd like to go to church with him for upcoming Sunday. Joe said that he would. Sunday came and Joe went to church with his friend. When the congregation was asked to stand up for a standing hymn, Joe noticed the lady standing in front of them had her dress up her crack so Joe (being the kind guy that he is) reached towards the lady and gently pulled her dress from her crack. The lady turned around in surprise and punched Joe in the eye! Joe went back to work the next day, the guys were asking him how he got the black eye. Joe would reply, it's too embarrassing. Weeks went by and there were a couple new guys hired on for which Joe became friends with one. Again, Joe's friend invited him to go back to church. Joe decided to give it another try and his new friend happened to be standing by him so he asked him if he'd like to go too. So, Sunday came and the three guys ended up sitting behind the same family of the woman whose dress was up her crack. Again, the congregation was asked to stand up. Sure enough the woman was wearing a skirt and it was stuck in her crack so Joe's new friend reached over and gently pulled it out, but Joe knowing how the woman did not like that quickly reached forward and shoved it in again :-)
2006-07-16 15:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by teathymefriend2craftwith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened when Chuck Norris went in the water? Chuck Norris did not get wet the water got Chuck Norris.
2006-07-16 15:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by maccie211 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For those of you who remember Jimmy and Tammy Baker of the PTL Ministries, Tammy wore TONS of makeup and she would cry making her mascara run down her face. Recently they cleaned off all of her makeup and guess what they discovered? Jimmy Hoffa!
2006-07-16 15:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Igor Jivatofski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor calls his patient and says " I have bad news and worse news, which do you want first"? The patient replied, " the bad news". The doctor says " you have 24 hours to live", the patient says " well whats the worse news"? I forgot to call you yesterday!!!
2006-07-16 15:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by chihuahuas2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George W. got elected again.
2006-07-16 15:39:09 · answer #6 · answered by lala<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:What do you call a blond who colors her hair brown?
A: Artificial intelligence
2006-07-16 15:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by afbutters7777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRkep8hVzc&search=Scary%20Video
Turn on your speakers all the way up OR headphones,to try to hear the hidden ghost whispering in the commerical~
2006-07-16 15:39:29 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe not funniest .why did tigger look in toliet? cause he was looking for poo.
2006-07-16 15:39:32 · answer #9 · answered by Diana 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real programmers use copy con prog.exe.
(the trouble is nobody else understands it).
2006-07-16 15:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by synopsis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋