What would be better.... A helper monkey or a cleverly trained man?

Answer 1

I would have to say a helper Monkey. They're not nearly as frustrating as a man(though I am one), and besides, a "helper" monkey would do just that......help! A monkey wouldn't say ignorant things, is "teachable", and fairly good company all the time, unlike a man. Go for the monkey! Less heartache, and more benefit!

Answer 2

you have chosen the wrong phrases
there are no helper monkeys
clever men can never be trained.

so you need a trained monkey or
a helpful man.
so would you like to rephrase your question

Answer 3

Well, let's take a tally:

Monkeys are cute, but stinky. A man can be cute and stinky. (Even.)

Monkeys make you laugh and smile. A man makes you cry and frown. (+1 for monkey.)

But a man can be known to make you laugh and smile, too. ( +1 for man.)

Monkeys, no matter how helpful, fling their poo. ick. Even an untrained man doesn't fling his poo. (+ 1 for man.)

Score: Monkeys-1. Man-2.

I don't like poo.

:P

Answer 4

a monkey. because you can never train a man enough.

Answer 5

The monkey ..if it pisses you off you can give it away..try doing that with a man

Answer 6

Go with the monkey.You can train it to do anything you want.If you feel the need for some extra activities,there are toys that satisfy very well

Answer 7

if you find the right man he would be very easily trained

Answer 8

U CANT TRAIN A MAN WERE NOT DOGS UR FREAKIN INSANE U PSYCHO

Answer 9

I THINK HELPER MONKEY
B/C MEN DONT HELP FOR JACK

Answer 10

The monkey for you....