One word Lady...wombats! Yeah, you heard me, wombats.
Trained in the Phillipines in all aspects of house care, diligent and punctual, and with a built in pocket to put that cat kaka in.
So, forget your monkeys...go wombat! TODAY!!!!!
2006-07-16 08:21:22
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answered by Superdog 7
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They'll Scoop A Cat Box Alright,You May Not Like Where They Fling It,Hope You Have Cheap Dishes,You'll Be Needing More..Oh Yeah You Must Potty Train Them
2006-07-16 15:18:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, but that would be probably considered animal abuse.
Not to mention that a monkey is a wild animal and you would need a permit to keep one in your home. Better yet, there are now robots that can do house cleaning or other things, for the cool price of approximately $2,000.00. That or hire a maid.
Here's an article
My butler, my robot
If you're looking for a robo-Jeeves, check out the iRobotx106, which is set to go on sale in 2002 for about US$2,000. The Pentium-powered, Linux-based bot has a small oval head that contains a video camera, microphone, and speaker, allowing you to read the kids a bedtime story from afar or keep an eye on the house via a Web page. Its giraffe-like neck lets it see over tabletops, and it even climbs stairs. Future plans include arms and claws so it can fetch the newspaper from your doorstep.
A similar creation, Spy-Cye ($995), uses mapping software to move around rooms and avoid obstacles. It takes in its environs through a camera eye, and you can control its movements from anywhere with an Internet connection. The Spy-Cye, a creation of Probotics, can be equipped with cordless vacuum ($129) and wagon ($89) attachments, allowing for pickup and delivery.
NEC's prototype R100 (not yet priced) may set itself apart for being the cutest bot in this bunch--it looks like R2-D2 for preschoolers--but it's hardly kid stuff. The R100 is designed to control appliances like lights, air conditioners, and TVs; and it can send, receive, and play back video or email messages. It also recognises voice commands, turns and looks at you when you're talking to it, and giggles when you pat its head. The PaPeRo, a smaller, lighter prototype that has improved interaction capabilities, is in the works as well.
Robotics firms are still wrestling with technology to enable robots to walk upright and handle jobs like cooking and cleaning. In the interim, task-specific droids can take on particular chores. Friendly Robotics' Robomower RL500 ($841) frees up your summer weekends; just dispatch the bot to cut the grass while you test the tensile strength of the hammock. The Robomower navigates the perimeter of the yard, then crisscrosses the lawn in a triangular pattern. It's as quiet as a cat, and it mulches too. Indoors, Dyson's soon-to-be-released DC-06 ($3,500 estimated) will find its own way around the room while vacuuming the carpets. Dual Cyclone technology even eliminates the chore of changing bags.
2006-07-16 15:22:39
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answered by sxyredht21 3
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How can you train a monkey? u'll hav to hire a trainer who will probably demand for more bucks than the cost of the monkey!
May be a chimpanzee is a wiser choice!
2006-07-16 15:21:17
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answered by cutie_pie 1
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Why dont you get A maid, And get A monkey for A pet,
something to love and play with and enjoy life with.
2006-07-16 15:20:31
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answered by koko 6
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If you can train a man to help out, you can probably train a monkey too. =)
2006-07-16 15:16:57
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answered by Anonymous
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you can train them to type, wear clothes, probably wash dishes, but I don't think that if it is possible that he/she will scoop the cat box! Good Luck!
2006-07-16 16:15:47
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answered by Lion 2
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No, monkeys can only be trained to type.
2006-07-16 15:18:25
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answered by Mr. Anonymous 3
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Sure, why not..... But you need the right kind of monkey!
Try these guys!
Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork, Davey, Jones and Micky Dolenz
- The Monkees! - http://www.monkees.net/
CELEBRATING 40 YEARS OF MONKEEMANIA!
(SEPTEMBER 12, 1966-SEPTEMBER 12, 2006)
2006-07-16 15:26:40
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answered by doctor_johnnie_jointroller 4
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Yeah, me too! My husband makes a lousy monkey!
2006-07-16 15:17:41
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answered by LindaLou 7
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