2006-07-16 05:47:10 · 18 answers · asked by Bev 1 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ French Football
Dont even think bout it. He will butt you into the next room.
2006-07-16 05:51:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Isn't the joke on Zizou already? Coming out of international retirement with everyone writing him & the golden oldies off for him to prove them wrong then getting sent off in his last match - a World Cup Final by headbutting someone?!!!
There is that "Coupe de Boule" song being played & geared up to be summer hit. Only the French could make a song about Zidane's headbutt!!!! Also check out youtube there are some funny compliations of the headbutt
But seriously now, Please let Zidane be - he has suffered enough.
2006-07-19 05:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Keira 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes into a French cafe for breakfast the morning after the world cup final. He orders croissants and with them the waiter brings two packets labelled Zidane. The man is unsure what is in the packets and asks the waiter "Excuse me, whats in the packets with Zidane on the top?" The waiter replies "Well I thought it was obvious, Zidane, he is ze finest French butter"
2006-07-16 09:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Jar Jar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
French police are investigating the murder of Sophie Ellis Bextor at a footballer's home today....
Apparently It's Murder on Zidane's Floor...
(Sophie Ellis Bextor is a famous English singer who had a hit with "It's Murder on the Dancefloor"!!!)
2006-07-16 05:53:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
French police are investigating the murder of Sophie Ellis Bextor at a footballer's home today....
Apparently It's Murder on Zidane's Floor...
2006-07-22 00:53:46 · answer #5 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much as i hate to say this, i love Zidane, but here a joke. You could either bend the ball like David beckham or Butt it like Zinedine Zidane !!!
2006-07-17 19:44:14 · answer #6 · answered by Agentj100 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bababooey
2006-07-16 05:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at my questions under Sophie Ellis Bextor..
2006-07-16 05:51:47 · answer #8 · answered by Bob The Builder 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is no jokes about Zizou
he's a King he's #1 there is no jokes about him
2006-07-16 06:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by sally a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is a joke about a fool who spells zidane
zudane. lol
2006-07-23 00:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by Sherif 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw some good jokes over at zidaneheadbutts.com .... also the one about "butt it like zidane" is there :)
2006-07-19 12:48:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋