they keep kidnapping me and probing my anus(w/o even putting lube on it) i cant even walk stright anymore. i need their master's phone number so i can complain about them. do you have his number?
2006-07-16 05:32:49 · 11 answers · asked by man boobs 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
bring a 12 gauge shove it up your a** next time when they mess with your a** the 12 gauge will blow their heads off
2006-07-16 05:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Call the White House switchboard and ask for Dubya.
2006-07-16 08:35:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't buddy, but check this out. They claim these new toys are "alive" and have been injected with DNA. They sure look like alien babies to me.
http://www.genpets.com/index.php,...
"Scientists are so preoccupied with whether or not they can, they don't stop to think if they should"
2006-07-16 05:53:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0-U-8-1-2
2006-07-16 05:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by arvecar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell mr. bush he'll send in the f-18's that should have responded to the 911 call.
2006-07-16 06:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by THE Jester 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure your therapist will have the number you need.
2006-07-16 05:37:13 · answer #6 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are spawn of Bigfoot not aliens.
2006-07-16 06:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-800-anal-alien
2006-07-16 05:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by BigDaddy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you must like then up the **** don't you buddy. I know someone who can make you happy like that. (:
2006-07-16 05:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by andy14darock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can't help it... it's because they come from Uranus... or is that where you talk out of?
2006-07-16 05:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋