i woke up and my arms and legs were gone and i also went blind ,deaf, cant smell, talk, or taste what should i do?
2006-07-16 05:11:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
you most likely have a bad case of dumbassness
2006-07-16 05:21:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If you have no arms and legs, then how did you type this question? You need to get your head out of your ***. You must be trying to get attention. Just to let you know it isn't working.
2006-07-16 13:05:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have had your organs harvested. Either by UFO "Grays" or Cub Scouts looking for science fair parts. You should write your Senator.
2006-07-16 15:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Fiasco de Bacle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've spent half my life looking for you. Where are you, we desperately need a new second base. The old one is about worn out.
2006-07-16 12:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your doing a great job at typing without your arms...and how did you even get to your computer with no legs and not being able to see...you're amazing! the most amazing redneck ever!
2006-07-16 12:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by meeso12002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masterbation would have this effective, allso if you live in a trailer and masterbate the asbestoes will get you . stopsampling your moonshine i suggest that you go out in the boondocks and catch yourself a raccoon or a dear and let them sample your stuff before you try it .
2006-07-16 12:22:41 · answer #6 · answered by gasmanrolle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something tells me you had a weird problem long before you woke up this morning
2006-07-16 12:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Chatty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ur arms and legs were gone, how'd u type this question? come back to earth...
2006-07-16 12:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by jade 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great answer from gimpalong lol and all the others but dont embaress red necks by calling this moron one!
2006-07-16 13:59:23 · answer #9 · answered by keepermanca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the media..we have a miracle! You can still type!
2006-07-16 12:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by angelikness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your head out of your a$$?
2006-07-16 12:14:53 · answer #11 · answered by Pangolin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋