2006-07-16 03:33:38 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Economics
nah he is a gay porn star
2006-07-21 10:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dirk Wellington-Catt 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Come on! He's doing the drug thing, that pixie dust is all over his "Kingdom". Santa wouldn't go in for something as low life as the child porn, he loves the kids but not like that. You may get a letter from Santa's lawyer, and I'll tell you that's one tough Elf. He jacked Mr. Kebbler up pretty good when they filed suite against the conditions at the cookie factory.
2006-07-16 10:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa Claus' vast global empire of present giving, Santa Claus Enterprises, which is the world leader in present-giving is bankrolled through genetic research.
In addition to manufacturing of high-end Christmas presents in the North Pole(the cheaper models production outsourced to Chinese contractors)Santa's elvish workforce operate a highly advanced genetic research laboratory. Christmas Trees, Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Brussel Sprouts, Christmas Puddings et al. are all analysed, broken down and checked twice.
This is done to extract what makes these Christmas treats so Christmassy, the X-mas factor if you will. Once the X-mas factor is revealed, estimated by leading elvish engineers as 2012, Santa Enterprises will unveil a whole line of Christmas Season products with a revenue range of 50 to 80 billion euro.
Before Santa Enterprises goes to market with this research as marketable products, it is selling ancillary patents to things such as everfresh pine cones and painfully chic winter clothing lines for the anorak inside you.
2006-07-16 18:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His elves run the successful and high lucrative Elf-Expo Porn convention in Las Vegas every spring. They also have a Cable TV soft porn channel (Help YoursELF) and a small but growing line in top shelf magazines and websites for "those that love little people".
Mrs Claus does webcam shows thrice daily for perverts into "BBW Lapland Honnies" (So would you if your husband only came once a year).
Other sidelines include Mrs Claus (worn) fur lined knickers.
Re drugs: They say his sleigh is powered by snow!
2006-07-16 10:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prostitution
2006-07-16 10:37:23 · answer #5 · answered by after9miles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cookies and Milk. He sells people back what they give him for a profit and them makes insider trades on the toys he already knows are going to be big next Christmas
2006-07-16 10:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met one of Santa's elves the other day. She was snorting something white and she told me about a threesome involving Rudolph and Santa. Some sick s**t goes on up there.
2006-07-16 10:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He takes all the cookies left out for him, roughly 15 million of them and sells them to Wal-Mart at five cents a piece
2006-07-16 11:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is Santa, he doesn't have the same problems as us when it comes to Christmas finances.
2006-07-16 10:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Tefi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLOL!!!
Does your Parents "know" your asking these types of questions??
If not, the they should be told, so that they can keep all open flames and sharp instruments away from you... and make sure your not a danger to yourself and others, when your in Public!!!
(My joke for the day)..
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-07-16 10:41:48 · answer #10 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another sorry soul asking stupid questions. Get your mind off child porn.
2006-07-16 10:56:09 · answer #11 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋